The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Today I was at Meijer and I had to take a shit. It was only belatedly that I discovered that, first of all, there was only a little bit of toilet paper left, and secondly, that I was definitely going to need more than that. As I was trapped on the toilet, I had to look up the phone number for the store on my iPhone and call them to ask for more toilet paper.

I lost.
 
Trolling the sales departments of ISPs all over the world, it will be fun to see what kind of replies I get:

Hello!

I recently moved to an adress with a Xilo connection and since I am almost clueless about these things I need some help with determining the speed I would need as a user.

I tend to stream a lot and with my current mobile broadband I experience constant buffer. As I understand it, with a home broadband with you I will not have this problem because that is automatically faster and steadier? I also don't know if it matters what picture quality I'm watching, but would I be free of buffer if I watch HD videos on BBC or Brazzers with an 8Mbit connection? You don't want the video to freeze just about when you sit there with your coffee and Christy Mack is about to reveal her new thigh tattoo.

Regards
 
Went to the beach with my dogs and my cousin. Almost got a $400 ticket for bringing our dogs. She put one in her bag and covered it with her sweater and I wrapped the other one in towels and we bounced while the ranger was ticketing someone behind us. The dogs were gangsta and didn't make a sound. Was well worth though. Now going out to an EDM show. Most awesome but unconventional Christmas ever...

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Watching the slow process of a once scene kid that one week ago claimed to hate scene kids, their music and how stupid most of them are, turn back into one mentally. Its pretty fucking funny honestly, I hung out with this guy 50 times and trolled scene kids in public and now he's hanging out with all of them and acting like a total douche to anyone who shares their own opinion :lol:

He claims that shrooms "changed his views on everything" after doing like 3.5 grams. Each time crying and screaming like a 4 year old claiming he would never do them again, he even jerked off in my backyard and ran around in circles holding my iPad taking consecutive pictures. Also he has done weed 8 times and tells everyone he is a "pothead".
 
@nephilim: can you possibly get VIP tickets to meet them? Have your bro hook you up man!

Had a nice quiet Christmas pretty much. The only buzz was a drunk and over the top flirtatious text I got from a friend I've known for years. Can't wait to tease the fuck out of her for it. Other than that easy peasy.
 
Ugh, we were gonna go see Gas Lamp Killer but the line was so fucking long and they basically told us that the odds of getting in were low so we bounced. Sucked though cuz Fly Lotus ended up being the guest DJ! Our bad for not getting there til 11.

Instead we just went to Shortstops, which was pretty dead. Whatever, I got hammered.
 
Merry Christmas, Happy (almost) New Year, and Happy Boxing Day (that's actually a thing in Canada, right?) Got a new bass and amplifier, can't wait to set it up. Also got GTA5 and a bunch of gift cards from my relatives.

I'm about to return to work, getting a present for the girl before I do. We decided to do New Years together instead... exchanging gifts then. Real ready for it to be 2014.
 
Ugh, we were gonna go see Gas Lamp Killer but the line was so fucking long and they basically told us that the odds of getting in were low so we bounced. Sucked though cuz Fly Lotus ended up being the guest DJ! Our bad for not getting there til 11.

Instead we just went to Shortstops, which was pretty dead. Whatever, I got hammered.

Fuck! Ive seen both of them before and was a sick show.

Was it at Low End Theory? Ive seen them there before and that place gets beyond packed, and well over 100 degrees. Hard to enjoy the DJ when its like that.