The Ozzman
Melted by feels
Today I was at Meijer and I had to take a shit. It was only belatedly that I discovered that, first of all, there was only a little bit of toilet paper left, and secondly, that I was definitely going to need more than that. As I was trapped on the toilet, I had to look up the phone number for the store on my iPhone and call them to ask for more toilet paper.
I lost.
awesome