The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Showed up for my first day at the new job today. Trained in the classroom for a few hours and learned about flight rules and company history/culture. Went down to get my access badge, and the gal in HR said I had to have a physical copy of my passport, scans were unacceptable, and someone at my BPO should have had this under control. This is shortly after she gave me a bleeding heart story about how long everyone on the team was waiting for me.

I haven't left the country in 6 years. My passport was at my parents house, who live 60 miles away from Denver. She said if I didn't get it to her by today, I couldn't re-enter the building.

After clearing it with my boss, my workforce coordinator and I took a 3 hour drive to get my passport, shot the shit, birthed a new friendship, ate on the company's dollar and returned victorious. Long story short, it wasn't a bad first day on the job.
 
Studied a shitty subject for 3 straight days. Today I woke up at 5:00, got to school, failed the oral exam, was pissed off as thousand fucks. On my way home I stopped by in some pub that was open at 10:30 so I had three Urquells there. Felt better. Then I went back to my hood and had some pork with potatoes. I'm feeling fine now but I think I will go to the pub and have some more beer because why the fuck not. And some weed too, because fuck you. FUCK OFF.
 
Finally back home in my and my wife's tiny North End apartment. I slept in my own bed last night. I have all my clothes, my luggage, and one last day off before I have to deal with new students.

I'll take it.
 
Eligos said:
Showed up for my first day at the new job today. Trained in the classroom for a few hours and learned about flight rules and company history/culture. Went down to get my access badge, and the gal in HR said I had to have a physical copy of my passport, scans were unacceptable, and someone at my BPO should have had this under control. This is shortly after she gave me a bleeding heart story about how long everyone on the team was waiting for me.

I haven't left the country in 6 years. My passport was at my parents house, who live 60 miles away from Denver. She said if I didn't get it to her by today, I couldn't re-enter the building.

After clearing it with my boss, my workforce coordinator and I took a 3 hour drive to get my passport, shot the shit, birthed a new friendship, ate on the company's dollar and returned victorious. Long story short, it wasn't a bad first day on the job.
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Good lord. It is most fortunate that your workforce coordinator is an agreeable person and you have social skills.
 
That's no joke. He's definitely really friendly. The guy's responsible for all the hardware in my office, and took it to offense when I left my company laptop at my desk overnight yesterday. Evidently I have free reign to use this thing for anything it's capable of, barring the seedy parts of the internet, as it's a Windows machine with company data on it. So no Piratebay or Pornhub, but I can game and all that crap as much as I want.

Plus, it saves me the time I'd have to spend in the university computer lab in order to use Microsoft Access. My personal computer is a Mac and getting a Windows partition or emulator on there has been failed experiment after shitty cracked copy after debacle.
 
Entering day number two without sleep. Fuck not smoking weed. I have no idea when I'll sleep again.
 
Watching season 3 of Metalocalypse again before I start on 4 for the first time.

I had a single tear of joy in my eye when Ofdensen came through that door.
 
Was entertained by that show for like a season, but then I realized how gay it was the longer it went on.

If Lats comes back, it will most likely be a while. I remember Deron saying he banned monoxide longer for making an alternative account after his ban. The question is do we want him back?
 
Master_Yoda77 said:
This I approve of. Better be drinking Natty Boh that you saved from MDF!
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That shit was gone by the time I got to the Airport. Ah, the nostalgic drunken memories that are tied with natty boh. It wouldnt feel right for me to drink that beer anywhere except at MDF. That and Yuengling. Fucking delicious.

Krow said:
If Lats comes back, it will most likely be a while. I remember Deron saying he banned monoxide longer for making an alternative account after his ban. The question is do we want him back?
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Fuck no.
 
Krow said:
If Lats comes back, it will most likely be a while. I remember Deron saying he banned monoxide longer for making an alternative account after his ban. The question is do we want him back?
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I thought he was perma-banned? ... I thought he was an okay dude, but I also have a selective memory, so idk.
 
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