Went to my friends' monthly rap battle, and found out they have a female event. Why nobody fucking told me this is beyond me, because I free style for fun here and there and post my words on facebook all the time. But talked to my boy running the event and gonna get set up with some bitch within the next few months.
According to him, she's either gonna be a ghetto white girl or a ghetto black girl. So I'm assuming she'll be talking out of her ass about hoods, guns, and money. Meanwhile I'm bringing a few of the bones I collect on stage, dropping nerd references her boyfriend will laugh at but she doesn't get, worshipping satan etc etc. Pretty goddamn excited. I've never been on stage. And considering I dress and carry myself kinda... metal as fuck... she's really gonna be thrown for a loop when she's expecting another wanksta white girl.
There's gonna be videographers, so I'll probably post it in my rap thread when that happens.