The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[The Butt]

That is pretty spot on. 90s Hondas are fucking immortal.

The 95 Civic is the god of cars.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

The wind is ruining this warm weather.
Fuck off, wind!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I cut my pubes for the first time ever this morning, and I'm a little mixed. When I cleaved the first lock fro, I realized how much history was held in them, and had no idea that even though the ends were still as wispy and blonde as they were when I was 12, the base had already grown fairly coarse. I have a feeling that even if I decide to grow them out again, they will never regain that youthful springiness. On the other hand, by the end of the night I was pretty happy with how much more bold my penis appears, and I won't have to worry about scraping out caked week-old semen in the shower any longer.

 

[Onder]

I cut my pubes for the first time ever this morning, and I'm a little mixed. When I cleaved the first lock fro, I realized how much history was held in them, and had no idea that even though the ends were still as wispy and blonde as they were when I was 12, the base had already grown fairly coarse. I have a feeling that even if I decide to grow them out again, they will never regain that youthful springiness. On the other hand, by the end of the night I was pretty happy with how much more bold my penis appears, and I won't have to worry about scraping out caked week-old semen in the shower any longer.

Worst post ever.

 

[Nephilim96]

I cut my pubes for the first time ever this morning, and I'm a little mixed. When I cleaved the first lock fro, I realized how much history was held in them, and had no idea that even though the ends were still as wispy and blonde as they were when I was 12, the base had already grown fairly coarse. I have a feeling that even if I decide to grow them out again, they will never regain that youthful springiness. On the other hand, by the end of the night I was pretty happy with how much more bold my penis appears, and I won't have to worry about scraping out caked week-old semen in the shower any longer.

They'll grow back fully in two weeks.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Dude it's pubic hairs nothing youthful or childlike about them.

So I'm hearing through the grapevine that my job is going to take away my case load and just give me this new program called discovery. Basically I help the new guys coming into my program figure out what kinda of jobs they may be interested it so I take them out on trips and such. The good thing about this is that I may not have to work weekends and such ever again but the bad thing is if I'm ever out or whatever id be the only person who knows it. They are mainly doing it because the girl who was doing discovery quit (bad omen number 1) because they had her sign off of something that she didn't agree to. Idk. I really like my guys and a lot of my intensives are kinda dependent. Stupid job.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Holding in a shit while I start teaching students. This is not going to be fun.

 

[unknown]

goddamn. seriously every night during my last class it's like a goddamn war is going on in my stomach holding in gigantic uncomfortable farts.

 

[The Butt]

When I was laying in bed trying to sleep, I was having that terrible squidgy sounding gas in my gut; girlfriend wouldnt stop watchin netflix, so when I did fart, I gave her the dutch oven and it stank like rotten Mr. Noodles. It was gloriously terrible.

 

[Tonka Time]

Currently turning some Taco Bell into shit.

Haven't posted on the forums in quite a while. Since then I've played shows in a hippie jam band Retardgenus and have recently started playing bass for crust/grind band Peccant.
Waiting for those fuckers to finish mastering our first recorded track entitled "Legal Rape".

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

girlfriend wouldnt stop watchin netflix, so when I did fart, I gave her the dutch oven and it stank like rotten Mr. Noodles. It was gloriously terrible.

 

[CF87]

Drinking Coffee. I have a Job interview tomorrow. Any job I have had have never had an interview. So.... hopefully everything goes alright.

 

[KafkaX]

Sitting at work trying to get motivated to actually fucking work.

Ive worked 3 13 hour days this week, so needless to say Im kinda over it at the present moment...Fucking hate tax season.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

need to do my taxes

 

[SentinelSlain]

give ur monies to the communists so they can import some more multiculturalism and and ban stuff.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

First poop since Monday, not very impressive

 

[Krow]

I would die if I didn't shit like... Three times, daily.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Edit 2: felt good to write it out and delete it.

At least at the end of the day there's always whiskey

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I'm sitting here, being very amused.

Also just ate a wonderful burger with a bunch of wonderful things on it most people would be jealous of.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Care to elaborate?