The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

In an efficiency at the moment in the middle of nowhere. I love it. People in the next room hooked me up to wifi so I can use the internet. Hopefully I will come across a slut somewhere that will suck my dick once in awile and hang out with me.
 
I just went for a run naked. It was so liberating. I miss the feeling of the warm summer air swiftly caressing my dick as my feet blasted me across the concrete.
 
Today I'll go running with my clothes on, is that weird?

I have discovered yesterday that yes, indeed that is.

I also just woke up from the weirdest dream I've ever had. I went to the beach and this cartoon seagull attacked me and kept singing, "bonsly, baby" in a high-pitched, nasal voice. I woke up laughing.
 
Haha, I don't think that would go down well here. Some burly simple-minded person with a ruddy face and their mouth permanently held open would call you a dirty bastard and gasp at how awful it must be for any women and families that see you.
 
I already prepared comebacks for that type of situation:

1. I understand your concern. My wife and children died from seeing a man run naked.
2. My dick isn't Medusa.
 
Fuck if I know. I live in a suburb with no nightlife. If someone else is outside at night, they're probably doing something against the law, too.
 
Dude Vimana why don't you go to a forest, get naked there and have a run through a forest where nobody sees you? You really tellin' me you just go out of your house naked on the fucking street dude?