The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

I think I'm going to explode if I don't get a fucking blow job. I hate summers for this. Fuck everybody. I can't read because I end up masturbating.
 
Sugar free uses- whats the word? Lycasin?- it makes a laxative effect. If you eat a lot, you shit your brains out. Look it up, i tried it out of curiosity. Bad idea.
 
Getting ready for a date. Going to an Italian place in the North End. Definitely hankering for some veal parmesian.
 
I eated too much salt because the lid came off the container and I was too hungry to bin the food. Must drink water...
 
My mom told me today that she's thinking about moving in with some guy she knows and letting me get my own place! (that she will pay for until I can afford it myself). It's cheaper than getting a 2 bedroom apartment for both of us, and I sure as hell am happy with the idea.

That bitch is changing her fucking mind. FUCK