The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

So I have a little story. I have this mait in mah hood who I like to provoke with various stuffs. I already got two warnings though. First was two days back when I told him that I'd tried to hit on his ex. 1) I know he hates it which I find dumb. 2) his ex is hot and I know he's sad she left him because I don't think he will ever have a girl this good again 3) I actually did hit on her like 14 days back, I posted about it here IIRC. Well as I expected, this fucking pissed him off. He didn't want to say stupid shit in front of other people but he was fucking silent for a while and then he took me a little further from the people and warned me saying various stupid shit. Like I shouldn't even fucking think about his ex and like I'm walking on thin ice and shit. I was fucking excited because I find it funny when he thinks he's a fucking tough guy. He has these tattoos and shit.

So I was thinking about how to piss him off some more and the opportunity came yesterday. We were with his new girl. It's sort of a dumb girl from the neighborhood and we were drinking beers outside together. And I brought up how angry he was about me hitting on his ex IN FRONT OF THE NEW GIRL. That was tactically brilliant, pretty much flawless. She started giving him shit for still caring about the ex and I just sat there and enjoyed him being pissed off at me as they were having an argument. Now he was pretty fucking angry already but I didn't have enough. After more beers and some weed I started telling the new girl that she should unbutton some of her dress. She had these buttons right in front. I was being all kinds of funny asking about them buttons and she finally unbuttoned the top one which I thought was absolutely ridiculous because her tits started to show and I knew the guy was starting to boil with hate. So I said "what about the second one, is it the same?" and she giggled and said "yeah it's the same". Suddenly the guy whipped out a fucking knife, opened it and shoved it in the ground right in front of me. And then looked at me all tough-guy. So I stopped for the day.

So I wonder what he does next, there should be three warnings right? What about when I cross the line? He also has some guns at home.
 
I kind of know a guy like him. He's totally paranoid that some gangsters or burglars will break in and get him, so he has about 15 swords and other assorted weapons. When he goes out he does some weird combination of swaggering and looking terrified.
 
Other recent stories from my life = not so funny. I fucking fucked up most I could regarding school stuff and now it's fucking possible they won't even open the MsC program that is my absolute fucking last reserve. That means I could lose my student status and I'm fucking stressed as shit thinking about that. I also have to stop drinking to get fit and save money so today's the day one of abstinence once again. Fucking shit yesterday I just went for a beer or two and I had like 10 in the end and few joints on top of that. Cunting alcoholism.
 
SentinelSlain said:
I kind of know a guy like him. He's totally paranoid that some gangsters or burglars will break in and get him, so he has about 15 swords and other assorted weapons. When he goes out he does some weird combination of swaggering and looking terrified.
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This one just plays a tough guy. I enjoy making fun of him because I find some of his world views funny. Like defending your ex from your friends even though she fucks other guys and doesn't fucking care about him one inch anymore. Or carrying a knife around. Or having a stupid girl now.

EDIT: lol @ "weird combination of swaggering and looking terrified"
 
Urgh. I hate seeing this guy I know's girlfriends on facebook. He gets with all the beautiful girls and I know it's just because he's confident and that's all women give a shit about. Sluts. She's so fucking hot as well.
 
Oops, when I pressed send fron the Go Advanced page, it reloaded the same page. I thought it didn't send. Mah bad!

And for the record, people would see it if I posted just once.
 
I have an embarrassing story to tell. One of my best friends got married this weekend. I told her to not make me bridesmaid because the dress I got had no green (the color for bridesmaids) and was too broke to get another fancy dress. Whatever. If you're skeevy don't bother reading. Everyone talks about all sorts of gross shit here and embarrassing stories who cares.

Went to the wedding it was small and had a lot of character. We took a bunch of pictures and was having a great time. Felt some weird shit going on in my stomach and went to the bathroom and realized aunt flo started flowing... Okay I'll just go to rite aid and buy some fucking tampons and be done with it. Did this and mind you I don't use tampons and for some reason thought it was a good idea to start then. My friends had some weed and asked if I wanted to smoke and of course I did stupid cramps are brutal. I went out to smoke with them and got super fucked up to the point of paranoia. It's only 2pm btw and the bride wanted to hang after the ceremony and I'm just thinking I need to go the fuck home. But anyways the paranoia distracts me a little while till I remember "shit I need to check on this damn tampon!" So I got into the bathroom and check and let's just say this tampon doesn't work... At all. Ruined my nice dress and now I start panicking because I don't have any clothes and I got a box of tampons that are not working for me. So I call my friend (the bride'a sister) from the bathroom who lives around there and was at the wedding and she gets her boyfriend to drive me to her house so I could change into something else and come out drinking with them.

He literally came running gave me his blazer and we ran to his car. It looked very funny actually.

While I'm gone the bride thinks this story is funny. Btw the bride is also 46 years old so a lot of her friends are older and I suppose she thought they'd enjoy this story too? So she takes the mic and tells the story out loud to everyone while I'm gone. So when I come back in new clothes everyone's giving me sympathetic nods. Then her aunt tells me, "Oh estrogen! I remember those days..." Now it wouldn't of been so embarrassing if people weren't commenting on it the entire rest of the night.

Now if somehow there's a choice to be man or woman in the next life definitely picking to be a man.
 
I imagine if I were a woman in "the next life" I would soon find out why women get so upset about awkwardness, because, if attractive, I suppose I'd get millions of awkward men staring and gormlessly trying to talk to me.

I don't care though, because I know most women couldn't hack being a man. Maybe they could hack being a man in Saudi Arabia or something, being a rich arab muslim man there, but not being a standard western guy.
 
SentinelSlain said:
I imagine if I were a woman in "the next life" I would soon find out why women get so upset about awkwardness, because, if attractive, I suppose I'd get millions of awkward men staring and gormlessly trying to talk to me.

I don't care though, because I know most women couldn't hack being a man. Maybe they could hack being a man in Saudi Arabia or something, being a rich arab muslim man there, but not being a standard western guy.
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How so.

EDIT: Funerary, cool story brogirl! That had to feel good.
 
Funerary_Doom said:
While I'm gone the bride thinks this story is funny. Btw the bride is also 46 years old so a lot of her friends are older and I suppose she thought they'd enjoy this story too? So she takes the mic and tells the story out loud to everyone while I'm gone. So when I come back in new clothes everyone's giving me sympathetic nods. Then her aunt tells me, "Oh estrogen! I remember those days..." Now it wouldn't of been so embarrassing if people weren't commenting on it the entire rest of the night.
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now THAT'S a cringeworthy story. Jesus. I would've died upon my return
 
Today I was helping my mate with a construction of his new flat. Some physical labour did me good. But I might still go for a run later.
 
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