cut home grown chillies washed hands went for piss
30 minutes of flaming hot genitalia later and no end in site
done this before with shop ones before and never really minded, normally feels kinda good after a few minutes, this is the worst pain since i tore a muscle in my back
balls in milk isn't working
send help
Bored and drunk by myself, cause the bar didn't have the Laker game on.
God damnit.
Of course they didn't have the Laker game on, they suck total ass.
So if you weren't aware that there's a show where Mike Tyson solves mysteries with an alcoholic pigeon, check out Mike Tyson Mysteries.
The problem is you're watching the Lakers.Bored and drunk by myself, cause the bar didn't have the Laker game on.
God damnit.

Cody, you aren't a Wino sympathizer? Fuck you. Go jerk off to your Burzum clones or something.
The problem is you're watching the Lakers.
Trying desperately to find someone to see Manilla Road and some awesome guests tonight, had a buddy/dd lined up but she backed outI need more friends with the same taste in music. Never really mastered the going to shows alone thing, wish I could but I like to drink and not be surrounded by strangers. What happened to people opening their minds and just seeing some new bands because its a good genre and live music is tits?