The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Onder]

It's like refusing to kiss a girl because she's recently had a Hawaii pizza. Sure it's kinda disgusting, but sometimes you have to forget about the past.

 

[Nephilim96]

 

[Tonka Time]

I do get bored of the part of maleness that involves desperately trying to prove that your straight every other guy is gay.

I've never really understood people that are seriously like this. In the town I live in it mostly comes from either your obnoxiously big truck driving redneck or the "tap out" shirt wearing UFC bro-tards.

It's like they never really grew out of the stereotypical little boy phase where everything has to be "for boyz". They just discovered that they like sex and girls don't have cooties, but everything else remains the same.

They are not men and never will be.

It's like refusing to kiss a girl because she's recently had a Hawaii pizza. Sure it's kinda disgusting, but sometimes you have to forget about the past.

 

[Matt]

So I apparently forgot how to date people. I'm fucking anxious all the time waiting for a fucking reply. What the fuck is going on with me.

 

[End of Glory]

By your logic, if you fuck a girl who isn't a virgin, you're practically sword fighting and rubbing balls with some guy/several guys.

 

[rms]

Poor bastard

 

[Carpe Mortem]

So I apparently forgot how to date people. I'm fucking anxious all the time waiting for a fucking reply. What the fuck is going on with me.

I legit pity you, been there and it sucks. Sounds obvious but try keeping your phone's volume off and immersing yourself in your life as it stands, without a partner. You don't need a bitch, you're a busy motherfucker with hobbies more engrossing than any human. You just wouldn't mind her joining in sometimes.

 

[KafkaX]

Moreover, be your own fuckin man.

Dont look to anything or anyone for validation and/or approval.

 

[Nephilim96]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtsNbxgPngA

Poor bastard

She's like a 12 on the Jimmy scale. Nothing special.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Moreover, be your own fuckin man.

Dont look to anything or anyone for validation and/or approval.

The oddly elusive key to happiness.

 

[Dak]

be your own fuckin man.

.

 

[The Ozzman]

I would never lick a chick's asshole. Just...no.

She would have to be like Christina Hendricks hot for me to do it.

 

[Dak]

"I would never do it.....unless...."

 

[divine_torture]

I've licked a lot of chick butt holes. Its part of real fucking.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

 

[End of Glory]

She would have to be like Christina Hendricks hot for me to do it.

Good call. But I would rather ask her to squeeze her tits.


On topic: I'm really picky when it comes to which kind of chick's ass I would dig my face to. If I'm gonna lick some butt or do anal I want a bigger butt. So many times I've killed the moment by telling the girl her butt is not great enough...

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Saw my shrink today, and went to AA meeting later on. Third day in a row of meetings, haven't done that for a while. Took the bus to/from the meeting, which was shit because it's below 20 F and windy.

Just took a couple pills for headache, and been reading a Pew study on historical trends in Muslim extremism so I can sound smart on Twitter.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Reading The Brothers Karamazov while listening to Tchaikovsky. It seems appropriate.

 

[divine_torture]

Have a full on cold now. The cough is probably the worst part

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

so many people are getting sick
I've had a sinus infection since Saturday
It whooped my ass