The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Master_Yoda77]

Drinking beers and blasting doom metal. I do this everyday.

Yep. This again.

 

[0Marty]

We're getting new pipes in the whole building. It sucks. Couln't fall asleep because of the dust that is everywhere. 2 more days to go.

 

[whiskey funeral]

So, my son caught another stomach bug. A "new" strain of the virus, according to the pediatrician. They've seen several kids everyday for the last week with his same symptoms and there's really no way to avoid this thing unless everyone and their mother stays at home in a protective bubble.

On top of that, it looks like we're having another week of shit weather. I guess I won't be working at all this week. Not pleased.

 

[Satanstoenail]

It's hard to listen to stupid girls. All I can mentally absorb is the terrible sound of their voices and I can't even process the meaning. I wish I could beat them up.

Sigged.

I'm at home, sick with a cold but drinking beer anyway. Too sick to work but not so bad that I'm stuck in bed feeling like death. It's not bad.

 

[Tonka Time]

I always touch her legs and she's like "I don't think you should touch me" and I'm like well no shit you thought wizard.

 

[The Butt]

Onder always has the best quotes. If it were possible I would have 6-7 quotes in my sig by now.

 

[Onder]

Yesterday school finished very early so I went to the pub at like 11AM and had a couple of beers. Then I thought why not visit my girlfriend. She had her ear punctured a day back and now there's some vomit coming out of her ear so I just stopped by, said how disgusting it is and then left. I went to another pub with my lumbersexual friend and had some goulash and like 5 beers. Met some guys from my hood there so we bought some more beers and went to one guy's place to smoke some weed and shit. I'm having some beers now between classes but I have a driving lesson later so I have to calm the fuck down. I was thinking that if I was drunk while learning to drive a car that it would be easier afterwards while being sober. But it just doesn't work. It just makes me tired.

 

[voilenoir]

What's a lumbersexual?

 

[Zephyrus]

Ask Mort.

 

[Dak]

Someone with priapism.

 

[unknown]

apparently I've been labelled as lumbersexual. It's a young male between 20 and 30 who wears mostly plaid shirts and jeans and has a beard and glasses

 

[Onder]

Yeah you need a beard and a flannel shirt. Preferably tattoos all over the place and don't be fat or something.

 

[Zephyrus]

So like Al from Home Improvement?

 

[unknown]

Here ya go

 

[KafkaX]

So, hipster?

 

[unknown]

Yes

 

[voilenoir]

So like Al from Home Improvement?

Here ya go

Zeph I instantly thought of Al!

And yes basically metrosexual w a beard and flannel. Ok I've got a good visual.

 

[tagradh]

The lamest thing is that 99.99% of 'lumbersexuals' will never have even chopped wood.


Gross.

 

[unknown]

I don't chop wood; I give wood








wait

 

[KafkaX]