The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[The Butt]

I have never used an Apple product I've been happy with.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Lol. iPhone. Fucking plebeians.

 

[KafkaX]

What do you use? The Nokia Brick? Fully equipped with Centipede?

 

[viewerfromnihil]

I use a crap Nokia and pay $45 per month for it. I only have 1.5Gb of data, but I don't use data other than for navigation and the occasional video use for working on my car. I have unlimited talk, which is sweet, because I can listen to C-Span via audionow as much as I want.

 

[The Butt]

Posting on a Magic board I've been banned from at least three times, out of boredom.

Bets on how long till I get discovered as The Butt, and get banned again?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Posting on a Magic board I've been banned from at least three times, out of boredom.

Bets on how long till I get discovered as The Butt, and get banned again?

Why do you keep posting about this Magic board? Exactly how butthurt are you over being banned on a place where children congregate to discuss a card game?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Exactly how butthurt are you that your butt has yet to be hurt by a creature of your desire?

 

[Satanstoenail]

A magic board?

 

[The Butt]

Magic: The Gathering. A card game.

Why do you keep posting about this Magic board? Exactly how butthurt are you over being banned on a place where children congregate to discuss a card game?

I'm not butthurt at all. As I said, its out of boredom, and I'm taking a bit of amusement in this actually. Go have sex, I think being a virgin so long has driven you mad. (Basically what Schmidt said, but he said it much more eloquently.)

 

[Master_Yoda77]

lol HB can't even get raped properly. His friend just sucks his limp cock and he's like "yeah, I enjoy this" then feels bad the next day.

 

[Onder]

I had 12 beers yesterday and 10 the day before. I'm horny as shit and I will probably fuck my girlfriend in the end.

 

[Nephilim96]

I like to eat waffles

 

[The Ozzman]

Lol. iPhone. Fucking plebeians.

Pretty much. Unless it's provided for work, I have no idea why people use this garbage. Overpriced shit.

 

[tagradh]

People that have an iPhone, and an iPod, and a tablet, and a laptop.

And then just use them all for social media and listening to the same handful of shitty songs over and over again.

Cunts.

Anyone that gets an iWatch. Also a cunt.


I hope someone genetically engineers a breed of wasp that is enraged by iWatches and all of these cunts are killed by our black and yellow friends.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Hipsters that sit in starbucks and play with them, with their weird haircuts. Meh whatever, it probably gets them hot hipster girls.

 

[Zephyrus]

I'm using basic phones for as long as humanly possible.

 

[The Butt]

lol HB can't even get raped properly. His friend just sucks his limp cock and he's like "yeah, I enjoy this" then feels bad the next day.

 

[The Ozzman]

I'm using basic phones for as long as humanly possible.

I've considered going back to one. I've wanted to go off the grid for a while.

 

[The Butt]

I love my Android. I view this site exclusively on my phone.

 

[voilenoir]

My iPhone has been a bit funky lately. I just did the update and I still need to fix my settings.