The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Onder]

Today I'm going to study a little and chill and cook a little and stuff. It's going to be pretty good.

 

[Onder]

I just cooked spaghetti with avocado, lime (fucking lemon didn't have lime fuck you), oregano, and one egg to add the slimy feels. It was a gorgeous summer food and you can eat your stupid burgers. I didn't even add chilli.

Oh I replanted three of my precious childs (plants).

 

[The Butt]

Your new avatar is classy as fuck, I must say.

 

[Onder]

Your new avatar is classy as fuck, I must say.

Thanks.

 

[rms]

Is this girl famous for being awesome?

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

If you look closely she's watching guys dick flash

 

[Onder]

I very often have erotic dreams about girls from my high school. It's been so long and it makes me feel like a cloud of memories, disconnected from the physical realm. And it makes my dick feel like a cucumber. I just wake up and I'm like, well, something needs to be done about this vegetable of unfulfilled pubertal dreams. Maybe I'll be able to function normally, who knows.

 

[uhhhhmmmm4]

That was.... strangely poetic.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Fuck yeahhhh moving into our new apartment June 6th. First time fully fleeing the nest. Two bedrooms, like 1000 square feet. Gonna be so so so tits, and its five minutes from the water. Plus there's woods nearby, and a pool, and we can bang holes in the walls and put planters on our patio and my collection of dead stuff in my coffin shaped bookcase will ensure I never socialize again.

Hella excited. Not to mention the walk in closet my boyfriend has acquiesced to let me have exclusively.

 

[The Butt]

I very often have erotic dreams about girls from my high school. It's been so long and it makes me feel like a cloud of memories, disconnected from the physical realm. And it makes my dick feel like a cucumber. I just wake up and I'm like, well, something needs to be done about this vegetable of unfulfilled pubertal dreams. Maybe I'll be able to function normally, who knows.

Please collect your posts into a book and try to get it published. I would buy a copy.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

As would I and probably a bunch of other retarded fucking POMO hipsters.

 

[Nephilim96]

I have erotic dreams of Master_Yoda77

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Your life must be really pathetic then.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

You know, I've had sexual dreams involving members of other forums before, but never this one afaik. That's pretty odd considering how homoerotic this place can be.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Jesus Christ dude. I'm glad.

 

[The Butt]

I hope and fucking pray I have never crossed your disgusting mind in that way, HB.

HB facepalm count: 3.

 

[YungVoidWitch]

So I am making music. Listen to a sample. Its on tumblr go ahead and send me hatemail for whatever stupid reason you want to see if I give a fuck, just listen to the song.

here is a link, the text is nearly illegible on my theme on purpose

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I hope and fucking pray I have never crossed your disgusting mind in that way, HB.

HB facepalm count: 3.

As if.

I have had dreams of arguing with people here a bunch of times though. Not with you there either though.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I once had a dream where I suffocated HamburgerBoy by shoving a million copies of Crystal Logic down his throat.

Turns out it was a true story, and it was fucking incredible.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

My cock is hard. Tell me more.