The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[voilenoir]

I think I'm just now starting to feel normal...

We hotboxed the fuck out of The Complex last night. Bongripper absolutely killed.

Yeah 100%. I was high all day yesterday. We smoked so much!!!

 

[tagradh]

Generically bitching about menstrual cramps. Might pick a fight with someone to justify my discomfort further.

You'd think one would be over this shit after a decade of monthly torture. Nope. Women bleed profusely for five days, sudden sharp pains as our bodies struggle to shudder out the last vestiges of another failed procreation, and spend that time in a near blind, fully insane rage we can't make logical.

Yet men think they're the metal ones. Fight me.

I know several women that have really shitty periods but none of them use it as an excuse to be a cunt.

Cunty bleeders are like angry drunks.

 

[voilenoir]

there are things you can take to make your period less trouble. Come on ladies don't be cunts.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Pamprin kicked in too late. Smacked my grandma in the face with a kitten, now she won't text me back even though I apologized and explained that my tummy hurts.

 

[voilenoir]

If you take ibuprofen 3 days before your period it'll ease the cramps.
Also birth control can help. Cramps/pms are no excuse to be an asshole. At least you're aware of it I guess.

I'm chillin before going to the studio for clients.
Then I'm going to trader joes and gettin a pedicure haha ya hear that SS?!?

 

[voilenoir]

And one of my clients just cancelled! Damn it

 

[CF87]

Not much, FUCK GOD!

I'll never bow down, fuck you

 

[The Butt]

 

[viewerfromnihil]

I fell asleep so baked lastnight I vaguely recall putting gum in my
Mouth, I woke up to a sticky gum mess all over my bedding. Full on ruined it. Ugh

Sounds almost as bad as falling asleep with dipping tobacco in your mouth.

 

[CiG]

Gross.

 

[The Butt]

I smoked cigs for six or seven years but never had the urge to try the chaw. Shit sounds gross.

 

[unknown]

Sounds almost as bad as falling asleep with dipping tobacco in your mouth.

 

[voilenoir]

Sounds almost as bad as falling asleep with dipping tobacco in your mouth.

Almost as bad? Wtf.. No fruity gum in your mouth is not almost the same as chew. Ew!! I fell asleep w gum in my mouth this time I woke up and it was just there still. Ick, I know.

 

[CF87]

I smoked cigs for six or seven years but never had the urge to try the chaw. Shit sounds gross.

I've been smoking for around 10 years. I tried chew one time, this was awile back and spit it right out directly after. I can't afford to buy a pack of cigs everyday so a few years ago I started rolling tabacco. Lately my cab driver will hook me up with regular cig. So once in awile with have a regular smoke.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

rode 15 miles
drank a protein shake and water
got in the pool
took a shower
now eating a banana and drinking a New Belgium Ranger while listening to metal

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... what a day!

the bananas and beer might not be to your advantage though ... your asshole might blow up later.

 

[KafkaX]

It's Krig, he would love that.

 

[CiG]

Banana beer butt ist krieg.

 

[The Butt]

I shit my pants last month. It was actually sorta funny. Cranberry juice does crazy things to a man.

I wasn't even drunk.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

On my way to teach some algebraZ to my 9th and 10th graders. So, to try and get them to participate more I had them write their favorite food and favorite music artist on a piece of paper and have been calling them by picking out of a "hat" (aka my laptop bag) and using that to address them. One clever girl (she's only 12!) said on her paper that her favorite food is salad because it's undefinable. So when I asked her to explain she goes, "I really love food and couldn't choose a favorite. So with salad I could get macaroni salad, fruit salad, some meat, everything all in one!"


What a clever little girl.

Also, to relate to the topic at hand I realized that teachers never have the chance to use the bathroom. Soooo I guess no bananas and beers before work.