The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[CiG]

The butthole is a wild beast, untameable it is.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Shit and pissed myself. No big deal. Smoke more beers fagets.

 

[CiG]

 

[voilenoir]

Well, all shit aside...

I'm on my balcony with my roommate smoking weed, a lot of weed, I've been "singing" her my stoner version of songs... You know replacing lyrics with stoner terms and what not. It's magical.

 

[CiG]

Record an album!

 

[voilenoir]

I can't deny we discussed it. I mainly just wanna get really high with all my friends and sing some really good ones. I'm terrible at singing. But this is pretty epic stoner shit right now.

 

[Nephilim96]

Gore as in snuff shit?

Yeah. Seeing someone's head cut off is a little freaky, but I can still eat. If there's a very weird looking person (like an old fat lady with tons of skin tags), no way, especially if I'm eating dairy.

 

[Nephilim96]

(I'm a standing wiper, for whatever that's worth)

DA FUCK

lean on your left ass cheek like the rest of us civilized folk

 

[CiG]

I stand and wipe too, gotta get up and see that everything is in order man.
I'm anal about anal cleanliness.

I can't do snuff shit, all those real death videos, nah man fuck that.
Weird old ugly freaks and mongoloids though, RIGHT up my alley.

 

[The Butt]

Shit and pissed myself. No big deal. Smoke more beers fagets.

I drink a hundred cigarettes and smoke a thousand beers.

 

[Nephilim96]

I stand and wipe too, gotta get up and see that everything is in order man.

How the fuck are you able to look at your anus?

I'm pretty "anal about my anal cleanliness" too, but I just wipe a bunch of times.

 

[CiG]

Oh I mean I get up to wipe and check out the bowl.

 

[Nephilim96]

WTF why?

 

[CiG]

Sometimes I even piss on the turd to help the toilet...

 

[Zephyrus]

I sleepwalked once when I was really drunk and pissed all over a pile of my friend's clothes.

 

[tagradh]

When I was 15 I went to a party with a load of university students and puked all over a pile of clothes in someone's bedroom.

But I got laid later so it was okay.

 

[CiG]

Puking is awesome.

 

[unknown]

goddamn. Last time I puked was at my buddy's bachelor party a few months ago. After about a dozen Russian River beers and several Single Barrel Four Roses, it all came raging out of me and over the balcony in the middle of the night. Woke up everyone in the goddamn house and probably neighborhood.

 

[Nephilim96]

I puked last week at my brother's house. Had about 15 Coors lights. Puked all over the bathroom.

 

[CiG]

I rarely ever puke but I fully support it.