The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

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[Zephyrus]

I think I puked twice ever in my life as a result of too much alcohol, and one of those times was the first time I ever got drunk. I was 14 and was going sailing on Lake Erie with my uncle and drank too much of his rum after he went below deck to sleep. There were miles of lake all around me and I managed to miss it and got it all over the boat. I had to scoop it all up with paper towels and throw it overboard, but it still stunk the next day. I told my uncle I must have gotten food poisoning. It seemed at the time he believed me, but in retrospect I think he knew the truth but was being cool about it.

Second time I puked was a little over a year ago after a night of bar-hopping Iowa City with Schmidt.

 

[tagradh]

If you can count the number of times you've vomited whilst drunk, you've not drunk enough.

And I say this as someone that very rarely does so.

DRINK MORE, MOTHERFUCKERS.

 

[Zephyrus]

I have a friend who actually enjoys puking frequently. Says it gives him an adrenaline rush.

 

[Krow]

So I bought $25 worth of stuff from advance auto parts Wednesday. They deposited $500 in my bank account this morning... I don't even? My bank said it was still pending so I should come talk to them about it in the morning.

 

[mutantllama]

Man I remember the Wednesday night before MDF 2014 I puked a bit on my lap during the bus ride from Boston to New York, I remember both feeling bad for the person who was sitting next to me and not really giving a fuck because I was drunk.

 

[Zephyrus]

Man I remember the Wednesday night before MDF 2014 I puked a bit on my lap during the bus ride from Boston to New York, I remember both feeling bad for the person who was sitting next to me and not really giving a fuck because I was drunk.

Not as memorable as your inaugural MDF puke.

"Are you OK, Kris?"

"I'm fine."

*gurgling noises*

 

[CiG]

That dude from Exhumed that puked on command so many times that now he pukes everyday and can't quite stop.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Holy shit guys so I'm for some reason going through an older external HDD and found a whole trove of Soulseek conversations with people, including one Omni... wonder wtf's going on with her now. Anyone know? Some of this shit is classic. She's "Song for Dead Time":

[06May09 22:07:25][Song for Dead Time] I like how a lot of NYDM bands end with -ation
[06May09 22:07:33][Reqviem] cool
[06May09 22:07:38][Song for Dead Time] it's funny to me
[06May09 22:07:41][Reqviem] a lot of metal bands in general end with -ation
[06May09 22:07:45][Reqviem] a lot of WORDS end with -ation
[06May09 22:08:10][Reqviem] the big three from ny all do end with -ation though
[06May09 22:09:01][Song for Dead Time] That is a funny coincidence
[06May09 22:09:06][Reqviem] if you say so

EDIT: Jeez, there's a lot of gold here. Lemme find more.

[06May09 22:27:59][Song for Dead Time] Know what else is badass?
[06May09 22:28:06][Reqviem] tell me.
[06May09 22:28:10][Song for Dead Time] Wolverines

[06May09 22:45:29][Reqviem] they can't write a full album full of good music without meandering to save their lives.
[06May09 22:45:40][Song for Dead Time] maybe they should commit suicide

[06May09 23:01:19][Song for Dead Time] I'm well aware of the fact that I'm not supremely beautiful
[06May09 23:01:39][Reqviem] that's always good

[17May09 13:10:54][Reqviem] i think you're too critical of it tbh
[17May09 13:11:03][Song for Dead Time] you're too critical of my critique

[17May09 13:20:18][Song for Dead Time] I've only heard the debut
[17May09 13:20:27][Reqviem] what should i get
[17May09 13:21:09][Song for Dead Time] The debut

[17May09 13:25:58][Song for Dead Time] People who think that the best Iron Maiden albums have even a patch on the best Judas Priest albums are also clearly faggot posers
* Reqviem is burned and died
* Reqviem needs the emergency room
[19May09 00:21:32][Song for Dead Time] new Rome single is out, I hope it's good
* Reqviem can't reply, he's died
[19May09 00:21:47][Song for Dead Time] Or maybe it's an EP, idk
* Reqviem is being put into the burn ward for extreme 3rd degree burns to the entire body
[19May09 00:22:16][Song for Dead Time] lol
Note: I don't think this anymore, JP is way better than the best IM stuff, even though the best IM stuff is good. Whatever.

[19May09 00:37:33][Song for Dead Time] If he replies, my reply to his reply will also ask him why he changed accounts
[19May09 00:37:56][Reqviem] if it's so he wouldn't be noticed, he's doing a shit job
[19May09 00:38:03][Reqviem] considering he has a really clear posting style
[19May09 00:38:16][Song for Dead Time] and a clear gayness style
[19May09 00:38:28][Reqviem] GOOD ONE.

[21May09 12:13:51][Song for Dead Time] You're scum, but at least you don't like Akercocke
[21May09 12:14:07][Reqviem] thanks or something
[21May09 12:14:15][Reqviem] akercocke are pretty much lowest common denominator
[21May09 12:14:18][Reqviem] so yeah

[27May09 19:45:20][Song for Dead Time] Ironically, you misinterpreted me assuring you that I care less than I implied as me caring more than I originally implied
[27May09 19:45:30][Reqviem] sigh
[27May09 19:45:42][Reqviem] just stop making annoying shitty posts

 

[The Butt]

If you can count the number of times you've vomited whilst drunk, you've not drunk enough.

And I say this as someone that very rarely does so.

DRINK MORE, MOTHERFUCKERS.

I puke about one quarter of the total times I drink. Then again I always go past my limit (my "golden number" is ten. Anything before, guaranteed I won't puke. Anything after, there is a chance).

Not as memorable as your inaugural MDF puke.

"Are you OK, Kris?"

"I'm fine."

*gurgling noises*

That's amazing.

 

[CiG]

R.I.P. to the man himself, I'm gonna get drunk tonight and watch They Live in his honour, maybe eat a bucket of chestnuts.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

.... whhaaaaaatttt???

 

[CiG]

Yeah man, I think he died of a heart attack.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

man that's some sad fucking news. That's two legends in two months.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I sleepwalked once when I was really drunk and pissed all over a pile of my friend's clothes.

...

 

[unknown]

Holy shit guys so I'm for some reason going through an older external HDD and found a whole trove of Soulseek conversations with people, including one Omni... wonder wtf's going on with her now. Anyone know? Some of this shit is classic. She's "Song for Dead Time":

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yeah she was one of the good ones. Her blog was pretty decent too

 

[The Butt]

...

Were they your clothes? :v

 

[The Ozzman]

Holy shit guys so I'm for some reason going through an older external HDD and found a whole trove of Soulseek conversations with people, including one Omni... wonder wtf's going on with her now. Anyone know? Some of this shit is classic. She's "Song for Dead Time":

[06May09 22:07:25][Song for Dead Time] I like how a lot of NYDM bands end with -ation
[06May09 22:07:33][Reqviem] cool
[06May09 22:07:38][Song for Dead Time] it's funny to me
[06May09 22:07:41][Reqviem] a lot of metal bands in general end with -ation
[06May09 22:07:45][Reqviem] a lot of WORDS end with -ation
[06May09 22:08:10][Reqviem] the big three from ny all do end with -ation though
[06May09 22:09:01][Song for Dead Time] That is a funny coincidence
[06May09 22:09:06][Reqviem] if you say so

I still think Omni was someone's puppet account. I haven't been shown any proof to the contrary.

 

[Dak]

My mental image of Omni was of a young Ayn Rand. Poor thing.

 

[Omni]

Sorry to butt in, but "Song for Dead Time" is a really great song by Swans.