The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[JontRevolting]

It's my birthday. Fun.

Happy Birthday!

 

[JontRevolting]

So I went to the pub to talk to Mike and it turns out he did the right thing and inspected her crotch. Turns out there are no balls and he fingered her pussy to make sure. Or that's what he says. He also spanked her butt with his dick. This is probably for the good. I still don't understand why a girl would walk into a bar and say that she has balls but whatever, and it all made a lot of sense actually. Maybe they had fun with her balls and then decided to keep it a secret and refute all previous drunken claims.

In the morning he was sent to buy some ham and she made him an omelette. He spent the rest of the day drinking as usual. When I met him in the pub he was falling from the chair and throwing stuff around so everything's back to normal.

Maybe she said it in a metaphorical sense, there are plenty of women that wear the term 'ballbuster' as a badge of honour but not often do you hear one say straight that she has balls.

 

[King Richard]

Looking at houses for sale in California on Zillow. Expensive. Fact.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

5 miles of snow riding. 3-4 inches of snow. Was pretty fun

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Got drunk and pissed on my recliner. Waking up to that with a gnarly hangover is not fun.

I haven't pissed on something in a while.

 

[JontRevolting]

Man that sux, I remember what it was like a couple of months ago when I woke up with a large pile of spew in my bed about a foot away from my face.

 

[CiG]

Throw that shit out buddy. Gross bastard.

Happy birthday Omni, congratulations you're closer to being dead.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

only things I wake up next to are the woman and a couple cats

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Throw that shit out buddy. Gross bastard.

Happy birthday Omni, congratulations you're closer to being dead.

I mean, I used some carpet cleaner and cleaned it fucking good. It looks fine. Nobody will ever know. If it was a couch cushion I'd just turn it over Costanza style.

Do you throw out your bed every time you and a girl jizz all over it?

 

[CiG]

I have sheets on my bed.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

@Omni happy birthday! I love aquarius' being a fellow air sign myself! Hope you had the fanciest of beers and a good day!

Had an interesting night. Then I slept at my boyfriends mom house who talked to me for hours about the supernatural and her death experience. I am still creeped out from this conversation. I really don't like talking about death.

 

[The Butt]

Still up. Ugh.

Was at karaoke and rocked a few drinks. I guess some metal fellow there enjoyed my rendition of Freezing Moon and wants to jam. It'd be nice if so.

It's my birthday. Fun.

Happy belated.

 

[Omni]

@Omni happy birthday! I love aquarius' being a fellow air sign myself! Hope you had the fanciest of beers and a good day!

I got a flat tire, but it's fixed now. I also drank a 2013 vintage Dogfish Head World Wide Stout, so the fancy beer part came true.

 

[Vilden]

Happy birthday @Omni !

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Bitch bitch workity bitchity work work

Is what I'm doing right now. Fuuuuuuuckin tax season. Doesn't help our receptionist is a total flake.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Maybe they had fun with her balls ...

 

[End of Glory]

Just found out a friend of mine jumped in front of the train

 

[Omni]

That really sucks. I'm sorry to hear about it.

 

[End of Glory]

Thanks.

It comes as a shock. I've never seen any signs of him being depressed. He was the guy who always were able to cheer someone up.

 

[Krow]

only worked about six hours today, I wont complain. Playing with this high quality FiiO music player I bought. seems really nice. being able to use sd cards for memory is also really cool as I can just buy one for each genre of music I want to hear and switch in the one I want.

also found out today a guy I graduated with died of a heroin overdose. He was a juggalo, a bully, a criminal, and a drug addict. probably for the best.