The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[PrincessHades]

Freaking out about this part of my back that just went numb.

 

[RedStorm]

dude.... shit you need to get to a hospital..
my friend does inhalants, last time his dick went numb and fell off

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I think Iron Wizard and RedStorm need to be roommates and someone needs to fucking make a reality show about it. I may pitch this idea to HBO very soon.

 

[The Ozzman]

last time his dick went numb and fell off

Yeah it didn't. Hospital report or GTFO.

 

[tagradh]

@tagradh 24x375ml bottles you boring little fuck, how many can you drink.

Could easily drink the lot.

 

[JontRevolting]

Haha easily?

 

[JontRevolting]

It's not that hard if you've got company or energetic for it, in my case it sometimes requires a line or two to keep me going but a lot depends on what I listen to aswell.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

One third of a cigarette in the last 24 hours. People say you can't really quit unless it's totally cold turkey, but those people can blow me.

Chewing gum furiously meanwhile.

 

[Phylactery]

I quit smoking for 11 months by using those pills. I could never have gone cold turkey. I recently started smoking again because of the stresses of teaching (and a particularly vile class). I'm so disappointed in myself. I don't even enjoy most of the cigs I smoke but I still do it for some reason.

 

[Omni]

I've always found the smell of cigarette smoke unbearable. Both of my parents smoked when I was younger. I don't think that I could take even a puff of one without puking.

 

[tagradh]

Haha easily?

Well, i'd puke if i downed them all. If i drank through them at a steady pace i'd be fine. BBQd wih my mate the other day and we each had 12 or so pints over a few hours without getting fucked.

 

[Mort Divine]

Fuck me. I've been saving and saving to move in a couple of months, and my car has been cooperating by not having anything happen to it until today my fucking muffler decides to fall off.

 

[The Ozzman]

Maybe your car decided to identify as muffler-less?

 

[PrincessHades]

dude.... shit you need to get to a hospital..
my friend does inhalants, last time his dick went numb and fell off

The balls are what I care more about. I don't believe you haha!


I am fine. I think the muscle tightend up for a little while, causing a weird feeling and loss of feeling. I'm fine now.

 

[Dak]

I get the mental image of Mort's vehicle looking like a double for Saul Goodman's beater.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Had one of my back teeth pulled out today. To my surprise it was completely painless. Skipped getting a bridge/implant ...fuck it. I can go back and get the implant though.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Maybe your car decided to identify as muffler-less?

"BUT WHY ARE YOU STARTING SHIT BRO?!?!"

 

[Phylactery]

I had all 4 of my wisdom teeth out recently, they recommended 2 at a time. The first 2 were painless, came out easily. The second 2 though, eugh, it felt like she was pulling my jaw off for 5 minutes to get them out. I was in agony for 2 days afterwards.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

damn. Yeah he was tugging on mines for about a good 5 minutes too. Tomorrow will be bad.

 

[The Ozzman]

"BUT WHY ARE YOU STARTING SHIT BRO?!?!"

Meh. I need to get funny things like this in when I can. Doesn't happen much here.

Besides, muffler less cars are people too