PrincessHades
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- Apr 11, 2015
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Hey, guess what? Harassing calls such as the repeated black metal ones I made are illegal. I decadent Stripped, Raped, and Strangled could be interpreted as a threat by our boring society, so I used some Azaghal instead.
"Prank calling is illegal in most states as it is often considered a form of harassment, stalking or bullying."
I don't know. The jail time is probably like ten seconds...
So now, my fucking kindle touchscreen is only sensitive on half. FUCK YOU AMAZON. I hate typing on my phone. It's probably some stupid ass god trying to punish me.
I just had sex. Actually enjoyed eating a girl out for the first time ever. Damn.
I've been sleeping with this one girl and she came over to my new place last night. I was eating her out and when I finished she said 'How are you so good at that?' Because I enjoy it, that's why. Nothing like getting them ready for pounding home the Prime Directive, amirite?