The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[PrincessHades]

Ooohh, a 500 dollar fine. Sounds fun!

 

[Burzum_Maiden]

Enjoy that.

 

[Krow]

Hey, guess what? Harassing calls such as the repeated black metal ones I made are illegal. I decadent Stripped, Raped, and Strangled could be interpreted as a threat by our boring society, so I used some Azaghal instead.

"Prank calling is illegal in most states as it is often considered a form of harassment, stalking or bullying."

I don't know. The jail time is probably like ten seconds...

Easy, just dont keep doing it to the same person over and over.

 

[PrincessHades]

Eating leftover chili from Panera Bread.

 

[PrincessHades]

Trying to figure out how the hell to fix my Kindle.

There is a half moon shaped crack that runs from the bottom (actually top, but I hold my Kindle upside down just to be different) to the camera lens. Not a big deal by itself, but there are two more cracks in the center of the half moon crack that extend about an inch in a v shape. There are also smaller cracks that aren't visible that extend for fuck knows how long. I think I stepped on it, the half moon area is sunken in a bit. Scotch tape should work...

 

[PrincessHades]

It's hard to use when the whole screen is covered in scotch tape.

 

[PrincessHades]

I think I should take it off, find a different solution.

 

[PrincessHades]

So now, my fucking kindle touchscreen is only sensitive on half. FUCK YOU AMAZON. I hate typing on my phone. It's probably some stupid ass god trying to punish me.

 

[PrincessHades]

It's storming pretty hard here. Rain, lightning, and and what might be hail...
I have to type in a different screen orientation on my kindle. Maybe I can do something to reconnect the two sides of the screen.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Stop bulk posting fuckhead

 

[Omni]

So now, my fucking kindle touchscreen is only sensitive on half. FUCK YOU AMAZON. I hate typing on my phone. It's probably some stupid ass god trying to punish me.

Maybe you shouldn't step on electronics in the future.

 

[Matt]

I just had sex. Actually enjoyed eating a girl out for the first time ever. Damn.

Taco Bell time. I think I was supposed to stay the night but I left anyway.

 

[The Ozzman]

I just had sex. Actually enjoyed eating a girl out for the first time ever. Damn.

I've been sleeping with this one girl and she came over to my new place last night. I was eating her out and when I finished she said 'How are you so good at that?' Because I enjoy it, that's why. Nothing like getting them ready for pounding home the Prime Directive, amirite?

 

[Burzum_Maiden]

Wooo I just saw Iron Maiden for the first time!!!!!!! It was amazing... My life is complete, I might as well jump out a window.

 

[Omni]

I've been sleeping with this one girl and she came over to my new place last night. I was eating her out and when I finished she said 'How are you so good at that?' Because I enjoy it, that's why. Nothing like getting them ready for pounding home the Prime Directive, amirite?

She shouldn't be too surprised. You do look like you enjoy eating.

 

[The Ozzman]

It's all dat pussy doe

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

oh shiiiiiiiiiitttttt, that was Pure Holocaust cold


Enjoying this twitter account

Modern Seinfeld
https://twitter.com/seinfeldtoday?lang=en

 

[Dak]

Man some good stuff on that twitter.

 

[unknown]

That and the SeinPop instagram account are gold (Jerry...Gold!): https://www.instagram.com/seinpop/

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Browsing the interweb. Catching up on life outside of school. Man I can't believe my vacation is just about over :<

Edit: I started drinking this other beer. It's not as tasty. Its called Superhop IPA. I honestly got it because i liked the artwork on it, but the taste is a little too sharp for me. Really bitter. I will drink it anyways.