PrincessHades
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- Apr 11, 2015
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So now, my fucking kindle touchscreen is only sensitive on half. FUCK YOU AMAZON. I hate typing on my phone. It's probably some stupid ass god trying to punish me.
So now, my fucking kindle touchscreen is only sensitive on half. FUCK YOU AMAZON. I hate typing on my phone. It's probably some stupid ass god trying to punish me.
I just had sex. Actually enjoyed eating a girl out for the first time ever. Damn.
I've been sleeping with this one girl and she came over to my new place last night. I was eating her out and when I finished she said 'How are you so good at that?' Because I enjoy it, that's why. Nothing like getting them ready for pounding home the Prime Directive, amirite?
I just had sex. Actually enjoyed eating a girl out for the first time ever. Damn.
Taco Bell time. I think I was supposed to stay the night but I left anyway.
You don't want to drink a beer?? The fuck. Everything I've come to know as truth is crumbling before me.My back hurts, I'm fucking exhausted, I have a paper to write, it's a fucking friday, I don't feel great, I don't want to drink a beer, and I'm drinking funny. This is not a good fucking friday.