The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

At first I thought it was my connection, then I realized all my other usual sites were working fine so I knew something was wrong on Deron's end. Glad it's working perfectly now though.
 
Not much, I have to pay an extra 30 dollars this month on my cable bill. Two 14 dollar porno's were charged on my cable. I don't even understand why someone would pay for porn, and you can get a Blowjob for 10,20 bucks. I don't understand this shit and hate this guys guts. After a few minutes it hit me that this scumbag friend of mine sleep on my couch for a few days. 30 dollars is really significant. I could put that shit towards my electric bill. He's going to show up at my place like he's my buddy. I hope he's ready cause I got a present for him.
 
This first pic in a series made me wonder.
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Why is that the man is in skimpy briefs while the woman is in dowdy boyshorts? Wait, I know. It's because this was made by either a straight woman or a gay man.

Unless that's their actual clothes they showed up in.
His junk tho lol

Boyshorts are annoying af, plus I don't really understand the obsession, just makes it worse for discharge and also there's more material and it's tight material which is like bad cause a vagina needs air or it starts going bad/smelly/itchy. :rofl:
 
Those boyshorts on that woman look weird somehow. But yeah, that is very plain undwear on her. On the otherhand, I really don't like either Y-Fronts or thin shirt material boxers, only soft cotton boxers are decent.
 
Hangover.

I'm going to watch the Iceland match in a few. So far I'm listening to Traviata.
 
Just absent mindedly made myself a sesame oil and gin shot. Fuckin similar bottle as the aromatic bitters....
 
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atm I'm pissing about on this dating site I joined the other day with my derpy friend, cause I never joined one of these sites before and she's all "OMG YOU SHOULD DO IT" My intent on there was to troll, cause I'm so not gonna take that shit seriously lol. So like I thought I'd just get a bunch of derps message me but then i started pulling some pretty hot metal dudes and now i'm like wtf
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now i see why other girls do this shit, its rather astonishing lmao, it's like a flurry attack of penises. But no I don't like that amount of attention its kinda TOO much for my liking since I has a shy. :/ aslhkflkshf not doing that again, feels so fucking uncomfortable too. I don't understand the friend requests either like you don't even know me yet wtf chill dude
 
now i see why other girls do this shit, its rather astonishing lmao, it's like a flurry attack of penises. But no I don't like that amount of attention its kinda TOO much for my liking since I has a shy. :/ aslhkflkshf not doing that again, feels so fucking uncomfortable too. I don't understand the friend requests either like you don't even know me yet wtf chill dude

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it's like a flurry attack of penises. But no I don't like that amount of attention its kinda TOO much for my liking since I has a shy. :/ aslhkflkshf not doing that again, feels so fucking uncomfortable too. I don't understand the friend requests either like you don't even know me yet wtf chill dude

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There are so many disgusting words for a vagina, clam is one of them. Even worse when you put "bearded" in front of it. Eugh. Clunge is another one that just sounds nasty.

I've also heard lesbian sex described as "clam jousting" before.
 
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