The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[tagradh]

Because it's okay to fuck a dog.

 

[CiG]

#DogsexualRights

 

[CiG]

It's 1 AM and I can smell the rain through my window. I love these kinds of summer nights.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Because it's okay to fuck a dog.

I mean... cuddling is okay. We'd just be friends. You don't let dogs sleep on the bed with you? What if you were lonely and afraid of burglars?

 

[tagradh]

If I had dogs, I wouldn't. Fuck that. Non sexually.

Having someone break in at night would just be exciting. Non sexually.

 

[The Ozzman]

Because it's okay to fuck a dog.

Why the fuck would you assume that extreme off the bat? I assumed she meant having a dog as a companion non sexual lyrics.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Probably for the same reason he won't even let them sleep in his bed.

He wants to fuck a dog, and must avoid temptations.

 

[Dak]

What happens when you're dreaming stays in your dreams.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

the fuck is goin on here

 

[CiG]

I love the smell of napalm (burnt toast) in the morning.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

When I was young (like between the ages of 5-7) I would only eat my toast if completely black. I'd double-toast my bread on maximum settings. One day the bread caught fire and my parents forbade me from eating toast that dark. I tried it again a couple years ago and didn't find it edible.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

You have flat facial features with a small nose, upward slant to the eyes and an almond shaped head, right?

 

[Dak]

Acrylamide. Tasty.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Me? Uh, not really. My face is a bit flat, but my nose is fairly long (Roman-style), no Down's syndrome eyes, and people usually say my head is shaped like a potato.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

HB always just goes with it. Such a likeable fella

 

[CiG]

Yeah it's pretty much impossible to insult him.

 

[no country for old wainds]

charred shit has been linked to cancer forever so your parents are obviously very responsible and caring

burnt pizza is the best imo

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

burnt pizza? you're from like Missouri or some place that doesn't matter right?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I had advanced autismo so they had to make a few concessions here and there. I Googled it and apparently you have to eat like 300 slices of burnt toast a day to be at risk for cancer so whatever. Probably worse off eating raw fish daily (see Japan/Korea's stomach cancer issues).

 

[no country for old wainds]

burnt pizza? you're from like Missouri or some place that doesn't matter right?

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