The Ozzman
Melted by feels
Well it's true. I'll stop truthin', when you stop obsessing like a stunned college girl. *shrug*
Did you even go to college?
Well it's true. I'll stop truthin', when you stop obsessing like a stunned college girl. *shrug*

Uhh... yes? Backfired lmao.
Says the guy that moved back in with his parents at the ripe ol' age of 36.
You claim I am buttmad but with how often you mention Schmidt, you are the one whose boner for him pulses with the intensity of one thousand suns. You're clearly hung up on him. Did he fuck you and not call you back? Did he smack you up and call you a bitch? Did he eat your (probably not many) leftovers before leaving in the morning?
I'm somewhere between freedom lovers and decadent socialists
Says the guy that moved back in with his parents at the ripe ol' age of 36.