Carpe Mortem
Benevolently Batshit
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Uhh... yes? Backfired lmao.
Says the guy that moved back in with his parents at the ripe ol' age of 36.
You claim I am buttmad but with how often you mention Schmidt, you are the one whose boner for him pulses with the intensity of one thousand suns. You're clearly hung up on him. Did he fuck you and not call you back? Did he smack you up and call you a bitch? Did he eat your (probably not many) leftovers before leaving in the morning?
I'm somewhere between freedom lovers and decadent socialists
Says the guy that moved back in with his parents at the ripe ol' age of 36.
Says the guy that moved back in with his parents at the ripe ol' age of 36.
Bout to go see some stand up then some BLACK METAL. Shit black metal, but whatever.
Some people get all wanky when others say shit like 'some of my friends are black!!11' but is it okay to say if a full half of the people you talk to the most are? Even if all of them are technically halfies, they all look full black. One actually looks Indian, which is weird because his dad is Jamaican and his mum is a little old Irish lady. I've got another friend whose dad is Chinese and mum was a little old Irish lady. You don't see many chunky, 6ft2 china folk with massive beards.
You were wrong on my age