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i don't think i liked girls in 7th grade either, the closest i had to sexual feelings at that point was playing pokemon.
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I was always well-behaved in school, but from 8th to 10th grade I was one of the disgruntled loners that teachers worried could be the next school shooter.
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Towards the end of seventh grade, I started developing a concrete interest in girls. That's when I began learning the art. It took me until July to get it right. My mom got me this book on puberty and sexual education a year back, an incredibly embarrassing and condescending move on her part, but that Summer, I started reading it like it was porn, hiding it from my parents. It wasn't descriptive enough. The "instructions" were very broad.
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Krow
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I had a friend named Dusti that let me feel her vagina in gym class in 7th grade.
I have little to no other recollections of 7th grade.
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I remember having crushes as early as 1st grade. In 3rd grade I saw some commercial on Nickelodeon or something where these girls are walking by a swimming pool wrapped in towels and two on the sides push the one in the center into the pool, and apparently she had no top on, and that was the first time I remember my penis getting hard (though I didn't understand exactly why at the time). In 4th grade I was neighbors/friends with the one weird kid that was the first to discover porn, which made me the second kid to discover porn and no better a moral figure as I told all the others about where to find boobies on the internet. That's about when I also first discovered hentai and nude skins for Unreal Tournament models. In 5th grade I made my first and only move on a girl, was sitting in the auditorium during some event, noticed a girl I liked from a couple years back sitting right behind me, tried laying the back of my head in her lap and she slapped me and threatened to tell a teacher and I told her I was sorry and it was just an accident and I fell to sleep after being awake for 48 hours straight or something. In 6th grade I was expelled from school and any hope of sexual contact with something other than my body or personal possessions was obliterated.
Oh and I really wanted to fuck a friend's mom starting in 5th grade. She looked a lot like Caprice Bourret only bigger faker tits, fake tan, fake accent even, and she often would walk around the house in a bathrobe. I remember actually crying myself to sleep thinking about it.
Oh and I really wanted to fuck a friend's mom starting in 5th grade. She looked a lot like Caprice Bourret only bigger faker tits, fake tan, fake accent even, and she often would walk around the house in a bathrobe. I remember actually crying myself to sleep thinking about it.
Master_Yoda77
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I don't even know how you function in everyday life.
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Tried to look tough by paraphrasing JC Denton's "Yeah maybe I'll cap his ass too" to this kid I got in a fight with. If I told them I was making a reference to a computer game I might have only gotten the two weeks' suspension I was originally supposed to get for the fight, but I was afraid my parents would punish me computer-wise more harshly if I admitted to that so I just let it stand.
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I pretty much don't btw. Thankfully you don't need to talk much to do research in a biochemistry program.
THAT...is amazing.
EDIT: I remember referencing one of his lines when this guy was trying to intimidate me in 8th grade and I told him that he had 10 seconds to beat it before I added him to the list of NSF casualties. When he grabbed me by the arm, I socked him right in the jaw. Thankfully, everyone saw it so the principal realized it was self-defense.
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THAT...is amazing.
EDIT: I remember referencing one of his lines when this guy was trying to intimidate me in 8th grade and I told him that he had 10 seconds to beat it before I added him to the list of NSF casualties. When he grabbed me by the arm, I socked him right in the jaw. Thankfully, everyone saw it so the principal realized it was self-defense.
Are you not an American?
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For some reason America has the greatest self-defense laws in the world for adults but virtually no protection self-defense for students.
Yeah, it sucks. Fortunately, he heard of the prior harassment and cleared it. Guess he was better than most in that regard.
TechnicalBarbarity
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Funerary_Doom
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I was innocent as fuck in 7th grade and obsessed with anime. I did punch this other kid in the face and he put me in a choke hold because he kept bothering me and i snapped. It was because of my brother and his friends who are like 8 or 9 years older than me. I told them about the kid bothering me and they told me to fight him and were teaching me how to punch. So naturally I went to school and tried it 
But I was a really good kid who got good grades and was liked at school. Now seventh grade is lit as fuck. These kids are already smoking weed and sending nudes to each other.
But I was a really good kid who got good grades and was liked at school. Now seventh grade is lit as fuck. These kids are already smoking weed and sending nudes to each other.
