The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Krigloch the Furious]

Just an upgrade is all. Better neighborhood for the kids to be able to ride bikes and shit.
Wife hates our kitchen
Attached garage is needed also

 

[Onder]

I quit a while back because of the ridiculous drug driving laws here. People have lost their licenses for having weed in their system from a joint from days prior.

That probably wouldn't be an issue here, I doubt they would run blood tests. But holy shit, what that weed did to me yesterday, I'm done with it for now. I didn't know where I was, I didn't know what I did 2 minutes ago, shit was basically a trip. The time continuum was broken. I couldn't do anything but when I did I repeated "this is reality this is reality" out loud just to make sure. I've had this shit hidden somewhere for months, never knew it was fucking lucifer.

On topic, about to meet up with a polish girl I've been dating for the last few weeks. We'll have a couple of beers on a lake and then I'll show off some of my culinary skills at her place later.

Polish girls rule, but let her cook something for you the next time. She will make pierogi or gulabki and her pussy will be all ready for you after you finish your meal.

 

[Satanstoenail]

That probably wouldn't be an issue here, I doubt they would run blood tests. But holy shit, what that weed did to me yesterday, I'm done with it for now. I didn't know where I was, I didn't know what I did 2 minutes ago, shit was basically a trip. The time continuum was broken. I couldn't do anything but when I did I repeated "this is reality this is reality" out loud just to make sure. I've had this shit hidden somewhere for months, never knew it was fucking lucifer.

Sounds horrible. I can’t stand weed that’s crazy strong.

 

[The Ozzman]

dude weed lmao

 

[Onder]

Yeah I don't really have a way to tell what it's going to be like. If I had a steady supplier I would know what model it is, but this is like picking random strength and effects and let's see what it does.

Good old alcohol.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Started doing sales calls for a little extra cash after hours, selling funeral services to old people. So it's going okay for something I can do from home drinking a beer. And it's not cold calling, these are people who requested information.

So i called in to an insane drunk Vietnam vet the other day and he was immediately like who the fuck are you bitch. So I say well Mr. So and so you requested info on pre-planning funeral services with my company and we're following up blah blah. He starts going on a rampage about how he's a stone cold fucking killer with a huge dick, and again asks me, who the fuck are you bitch? I figure he's being funny and I wanna get on his level to set the appontment, so I giggle and say well golly I'm the angel of death! He immediately has a complete mental breakdown asking me if I'm fucking serious and if I have any idea of what he's capable of, dude's crying and screaming. Then hangs up.

Long story short I removed my name from my voicemail greeting and learned a valuable lesson about sales.

 

[Dak]

Started doing sales calls for a little extra cash after hours, selling funeral services to old people. So it's going okay for something I can do from home drinking a beer. And it's not cold calling, these are people who requested information.

So i called in to an insane drunk Vietnam vet the other day and he was immediately like who the fuck are you bitch. So I say well Mr. So and so you requested info on pre-planning funeral services with my company and we're following up blah blah. He starts going on a rampage about how he's a stone cold fucking killer with a huge dick, and again asks me, who the fuck are you bitch? I figure he's being funny and I wanna get on his level to set the appontment, so I giggle and say well golly I'm the angel of death! He immediately has a complete mental breakdown asking me if I'm fucking serious and if I have any idea of what he's capable of, dude's crying and screaming. Then hangs up.

Long story short I removed my name from my voicemail greeting and learned a valuable lesson about sales.

Learn how to use Google Voice. You can use your phone but not your personal phone number.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Found out what Dodens has been up to

https://www.sbs.com.au/news/judge-orders-30-year-old-man-to-move-out-of-parents-home

 

[Onder]

Found out what Dodens has been up to

https://www.sbs.com.au/news/judge-orders-30-year-old-man-to-move-out-of-parents-home

Great story.

I'm chillin at home, listening to Vanilla Toad. I was invited to some show in my neighborhood, some weird German band, but I can't be arsed to go outside. I also have a slight problem this week connected to my attendance of the Manilla Road show on Tuesday - I can't listen to anything else than them. Hopefully this addiction goes away so I can listen to classical again or something retarded.

Saw the new movie with Bruce Willis yesterday. I still like his smile and voice and stuff, but the movie was retarded. Nice female casting picks though.

 

[Phylactery]

“Personally if I were to employ, I would want someone who I would percieve was without any issues. Being disabled is classed as an issue i.e the disabled person may get worst and take time off ill. Being a mother is an issue, the child may get ill and the mother takes time off to look after the child. Supposing the child has a disability?! Being Gay could be an issue as the gay individual may realise they are really transgendered and ...... “

One of the most misinformed and offensive paragraphs I’ve read in a long time.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

I went to work today super au natural and it was cool. One of my students tried to play me but then quickly recanted. I really don’t mind teaching boys tbh. It was a boy in my all boy class. My homeroom kids are adorable and sweet. They are really a true learning disabled class but they want to learn. Two classes different dynamics. Anyways I think it’s important for even my girl students to see that they don’t have to be a certain way.

Anyways I found a cool beer spot that’s a 25 minute walk from my house. I walked it yesterday and this place is awesome as hell. I thought about going again tonight but I didn’t want to over drink.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Going to be nasty ass July/August heat this weekend
So fucking dumb!!!
Still, I need to ride my bike and cut the grass.
Plan on smoking two 4 lb pork loins, some Spam, and grilling chicken breasts and brats. win!

 

[viewerfromnihil]

I just broke a knife over cheese. What's sad is it was Brie.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[The Ozzman]

Ban Assault Brie

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I haven't had brie in so long.
Really don't eat that much cheese.
Probably a good thing because I love it

 

[Onder]

I just ate three eggs that I got from one farmer I visited last week. I need to call him tomorrow. He's really chill and gave me 25 eggs. I'm also listening to weird contemporary music for oboe.

What else.

Tomorrow doctors are going to look in my butt.

Hm.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

I haven't had brie in so long.
Really don't eat that much cheese.
Probably a good thing because I love it

So you've never stayed up all night eating cheese?

 

[Phylactery]

Reading gross shit on the internet.

TheAmbassador posted:
"My aunt is a nurse, and she told me a hell of a story about this. Wasn't too outrageous, but its just a testament to a man's dedication to sex.

She was assisting a doctor with a severely morbidly obese woman. Apparently she had managed to contract a huge amount of STD's, which she had ignored for months, because apparently the hideous stench of it wasn't able to overpower the stench from the months of sweat and dirt accumulated in her folds. Side note about that, think about the last time you worked outdoors with your hands. If you rubbed your hands together, little balls of dirt mixed with sweat would form. Imagine those now to be nearly basketball sized and flattened, mixed with discharge from yeast infections stored for months in the folds of fat. That is this woman.

Anyway, my aunts job was to hold the folds up while the doctor went in to clean up. She's a nurse, she's cleaned **** and puke off old people that was there so long it began to corrode their skin, and she had to leave to vomit.

After everything is done, the woman's husband shows up, skinny, ratty looking guy, and she asks for him to be let in. At one point, talking to the man, the doctor asked, out of sheer curiosity, how the two of them have sex. The man was happy to answer.

He places her into the corner of the room, face first. Then, using a lot of tape, straps each of her butt cheeks to the wall, and ***** her until they tear free."

"I used to take care of a woman thaat came in all the time for a wide variety of problems. She weighed close to 600 lbs. She lived with a house full of men around a dozen or so. One time she came in with a raging infection within the folds of her abdominal fat. the first time we debrided it I thought I was going to pass out from the smell. She had several abcessed areas on her abdomen. and we kept finding big wooden splinters in these spots. Come to find out ALL of the men that lived with her were having sex with her and would use a 2x4 board to push up the folds so they could have sex."


Good lord! Fap material for HamburgerBoy no doubt.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

So you've never stayed up all night eating cheese?

I have, just been a while