Honestly the lamp post probably saved my life, or at least prevented it from being more serious. If I hadn’t hit it, I’d have ploughed into oncoming traffic.
If this were true, I would have stopped listening to Trivium and DevilDriver years ago, hailed them as 'complete shit' and would fellate The Chasm constantly like the rest of the in crowd. Do you not agree?
Yeah but who cares?
Nobody else fucking cares.
Then fuck off and leave me alone, faggot