laughing my fucking ass off
Our Calling kicked out a girl before lunch
then, after lunch, the resumed calling people's names for the shower
they started calling "Crystal Carter come take a shower"
they spent an entire half-a-fucking-hour calling Crystal Carter to the shower
EDIT
it might have been even longer than half an hour, i'm not wearing a watch
it took that fucking long for the people in charge of the showers to realize that "Crystal Carter" was the person who'd been kicked off the property for the rest of the day
also
the alliteration in a birth-certificate name of a real-life-person is making me giggle just a bit anyway because it's making me think of Peter Parker Matt Murdoch, Otto Octavious, Stephen Strange, etc etc etc
btw
Crystal Carter loves having me massage her feet, and she's got sexy-shaped feet and i think i could get her to give me a footjob