The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Right now I'm listening to some random Evergrey songs, and reading/posting on the forum. Also I just ate a bowl of cereal (despite it being almost 6:30 pm :p)
 
im sitting here listening to skeletonwitch and thinking about finding one of those amish colonies where they believe if you take their picture you capture their soul.

id go find a hottie and snap a few shots and tell her if she wants her soul back she has to come with me for 3 weeks.

why 3 weeks you ask? well if im gonna do this she is going to be hair free from the neck down. 3 weeks should be enough time for her to learn proper razor technique and for the redness to disappear.

then when shes smooth enough i will initiate the plan. the plan is to strip her down, have her pee in a pie dish and set it on the floor.then she will get into the doggie style position where i will then take her from behind while she slurps the pee.while doing this i will put a laddel in her butt. i will shift this laddle like i would my truck every time i change speeds.

after that she will then serve me chili from this laddle while it is still in her butt.

then i will free her.
 
Back from dinner and about to write a reaction paper to another book I read about being a White teacher in a multiracial classroom...