The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

im sitting here listening to skeletonwitch and thinking about finding one of those amish colonies where they believe if you take their picture you capture their soul.

id go find a hottie and snap a few shots and tell her if she wants her soul back she has to come with me for 3 weeks.

why 3 weeks you ask? well if im gonna do this she is going to be hair free from the neck down. 3 weeks should be enough time for her to learn proper razor technique and for the redness to disappear.

then when shes smooth enough i will initiate the plan. the plan is to strip her down, have her pee in a pie dish and set it on the floor.then she will get into the doggie style position where i will then take her from behind while she slurps the pee.while doing this i will put a laddel in her butt. i will shift this laddle like i would my truck every time i change speeds.

after that she will then serve me chili from this laddle while it is still in her butt.

then i will free her.
 
I'm currently in the process of writing two separate novels about racial relations and the internet, the first titled Nigga Stole My Bike!: The White Experience and the Perpetuation of the Black Indoctrination into Criminality in the Digital Age, the other being "At Least I Got Chicken": A Case Study in the Black Experience in MMORPGs.
 
On the internet, it's never safe to assume someone's joking about bondage. And this is a metal site, not a bondage site.

That said, I'd table time her.