The Heartbreak Kid
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I'm relaxing, because I was out with my friends and one of them brought his dog with him, so I was throwing him a stick and shit and he was running for it but never brought it back. Then I realised he had a muzzleso I took it off and he fucking bit my hand off so I put it back coz I was like WTF.
So now you have no tongue and are missing a hand.