zabu of nΩd
Free Insultation
- Feb 9, 2007
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I only had one glass of white wine and somehow I'm drunk... what?? how did this happen?
I think I just called my boyfriend and told him something really inappropriate
"Heeeeeyyyy, DAaaarLING:.. I JUST had a NIGGEER COCK In my PUUUUUSEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY bEEEEEECause I cjust candt wait for that llloong to see youurr littlee jUEWCOCK!!
(response)
AND sTFU you BIETCH"
Waiting for pizza to get here. T. Anthony's is awesome, but all the college students eat there so on weekends it can be a long wait.
EDIT: It came as I was typing this. Now I'm eating it as I'm typing this. It's awesome.