The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

My hamster loves me on a deeper level than your rat could ever comprehend.

EDIT: Just realized that's not the sort of thing you should say on the internet.
 
Hey WAIF, I watched a documentary pretty recently about people who have sex with animals... you're starting to sound pretty guilty right about now...
I'm sounding guilty? You're the one who just watched a movie about people fucking animals.
 
Replacing brake pads is one of the easiest things to learn how to do on a car.

Easy as in not very labor-intensive, or easy as in intuitive? Cause I have a hard time imagining someone figuring that out on their own. At least not at my level of car maintenance experience.