The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Avast itself is a fucking virus. It takes over your computer like a fucking mother-in-law. It infects it with its shittiness and fucking wastes half of its power on fucking shitty shit or something shitty and fucking whore fucking cunt shit. "Anti-virus". L O L.
 
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Been thinking about changing it but never really got around to it. *shrug* Was just wondering if anyone else had further issues.
 
I had a dream today about Hellboy fucking some robotic chick. They were arguing about who spilled macaroni on the bed sheets and he had some trouble getting her in the bed but then when she finally started cleaning it the action started. He totally didn't mind she was a robot, wtf.
 
So I was at my uni for a late registration and I just told the bitch "I couldn't go". And she was like, why? And I said, I just didn't have time. And she was like "yeah but what were you doing?" You will have to pay 45 usd for a late registration. I convinced her not to (I didn't even had to punch her). Then a black guy came w/ the same problem and those bitches made him pay it. He had a 100x times better excuse too. I think it was my factor X that won it for me.

I'm at home now. I'm a hungry skinny gypsy depreaved of sleep. I'm tired as shit but won't fall asleep. I don't have food. I don't have money. My girl is angry at me because I was partying with this other chick yesterday. It's the neighbor chick. My friend fucked her yesterday. I will have to ask him for further details about her juicy horny vagina. She would do anybody, I want to bukkake her with a truck of cum until she drowns in smelly deadly death. Her ass is to be spread.