The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[SentinelSlain]

I need a course in social intelligence and dealing with women.

 

[sevag00]

You need a course in social engineering.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

1:45 and I havent put a single piece of clothing on yet.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

1:47 and I've already started drinking. What is this? Maryland Deathfest?

 

[waif]

It's not as good as Summoning, but it's still great. I've never read Malazan, but I plan on it sometime. The guys in the band have the best stage names: Shield Anvil and Mortal Sword.

Those are actually pretty well-chosen stage names. In the books, each god (or maybe just some? he's deliberately stingy with the exposition) has a Mortal Sword, a mortal man who has been chosen by the god (with or without his consent) as their champion and to some degree avatar. The Shield Anvil brings spiritual comfort and absolution to the fallen, often immediately after killing them. In the third book the Mortal Sword and Shield Anvil of Fener lead a mercenary cult against an army of cannibalistic zealots. It's metal as fuck.

Read those books so I can talk to you about them. I can't find anyone to talk about this shit with.

 

[Mort Divine]

Sitting around drinking cream soda and listening to music - but this time tomorrow I will be preparing to catch my flight to North Dakota for a week vacation of wandering around naturey places and eating whatever cool places I can find out there

 

[SentinelSlain]

jizzing in the riggin.

 

[unknown]

holy fuck. Last night I got stoned for the first time. I've been high plenty of times and enjoy smoking weed. But my uncle got this stuff that was 30% THC. Holy shit. I took one giant bong rip, and I was on my ass for almost five hours. It felt like I was drunk. Was able to finally drive home and knocked the fuck out.

 

[Eligos]

On my 21st birthday I had 3 stiff gimlets and half a pan of lemon squares made with cannabutter. I was wasted through my entire shift the next day.

 

[UltimateApathy]

Lying down naked in the dark listening to Limbonic Art

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Monday can suck my ass.
Need to go find more ammo

 

[SentinelSlain]

I've been playing Witcher.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Having an "argument" with a friend via insta over Paula fucking Deen. When I was younger I loved to argue, not sure what happened but now anytime I always end up feeling like shit afterwards.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I just google image'd her and she looks annoying. Like a white version of Oprah or something. Probably loud mouthed and fake.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Yeah she has an annoying look to her. Southern chief that makes ridiculously tasty sounding but diabetes/heart attack inducing stuff like bacon cheeseburger meatloaf, fried butter balls, peanut butter cheese fudge, and twinkie pies.

 

[Nephilim96]

Lying down naked in the dark listening to Limbonic Art

You should put some pants on before the butt goblins get you. It will be payback for all the times you threw bottles of piss at pop stars.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Yeah she has an annoying look to her. Southern chief that makes ridiculously tasty sounding but diabetes/heart attack inducing stuff like bacon cheeseburger meatloaf, fried butter balls, peanut butter cheese fudge, and twinkie pies.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/paula-deen-sponsors-05k-walk-for-diabetes-research,28103/

 

[Onder]

Chill time.

 

[damnromulans]

Yeah she has an annoying look to her. Southern chief that makes ridiculously tasty sounding but diabetes/heart attack inducing stuff like bacon cheeseburger meatloaf, fried butter balls, peanut butter cheese fudge, and twinkie pies.

You might appreciate my roommate's Halloween costume from last year

 

[monoxide_child]

I just google image'd her and she looks annoying. Like a white version of Oprah or something. Probably loud mouthed and fake.