The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

My best friend's wife is finishing up her occupational therapy hours within the next month or so. Fucking 1200 hours. Ridiculous!

Definitely sounds like an interesting job.
 
Fucking A man! Yeah that's a lot of hours, this is a masters program she's in right?
I'm not an occupational therapist but my job has a lot of similar overlaps with that. Technically could go into OT but Id rather do theatre eventually than coach.
 
Fuck yeah it is. A lot of unpaid hours. Crazy shit, but apparently shes gonna be rollin in cash pretty soon. Youre right, I think it is a masters program shes in.

Right on, now the crazy job stories make sense.
 
Dang did I choose the wrong field! Well at least all the work and free hours will be paid off. She'll probably have some awesome stories to share as well.

Haha word. Without knowing it sounds like I work the street corner or something.
 
I wish I lived in an actual house, not a lame condo surrounded by old people, because with the temp reaching near 40 tonight it's perfect for a bonfire.

I'd have to enjoy it alone of course.... because everyone I know is a huge pussy who can't deal with snow on the ground.
 
Yo dawg, I herd you liek watching The Watchmen, so we put some of The Watchmen with your watchmen so your watchmen can watch The Watchmen while your watchmen watching the watchmen can watch The Watchmen
 
Do you teach them about repairing lawnmowers?

Haha well I mean job skills and transferable skills, but I am no lawn mowing expert. Perhaps if I was in the Midwest that would be more useful as people would have their own yards :lol:

Man I'm sitting on the train from whiskey time wih friends and it was amazing but damn awkward because I saw my boyfriend's mom's ex-girlfriend. Fucking weird, I didn't like her too much tbh. And now a little kid is leaning on me fast asleep on the train. The guy has like 7 little kids, like a whole damn army. What goes on. Anyways hail whiskey.
 
Should I ask the girl out over facebook or is that immensely lame. You have to talk to me in metal lameness. Is it lamer than Ne Obliviscaris? Is it lamer than talking about your feelings on a forum? Or talking about your dreams?

I had a dream btw. There was all I hate. I was that elf faggot from Lord of the Rings, which I hate. The one with the bow. I had a white horse (I fucking hate horses) and a white cat. I hate both cats and the white color. Now I was stuffed in an elevator with both those white smelly animals and like half of the dream was me cuddling with the horse.

I need to delete my brain with some heavy drugs.
 
FUCK YEAH!

FUCK!

Fuckin beer and discin today. Fuck yeah. Time to kiss my turf. Thank you, temperature, for being over 30 degrees.
 
I don't know she said "yes sure" and that's it. Sounded almost too easy. Probably considers it a friendly talky talk. Not that I struggled of course. To achieve it. It was like, the next easiest thing next to fondling a white horse in my nightmares.

Anyways. Today I'm looking after my little sister. We were out in a park where she played around for a while. Didn't really talk to the other children and I think she was bored. But hell, she's 7 years old. Too old to trip and fall on the ground though, which is positive.

We played some game and now I'm having a beer. I will watch Community after she goes to bed.
 
Your average working class girl from Northern England is basically a retard. they look and act a lot like Vicki Pollard (although that character is modeled on someone from Bristol). You know how Czech girls are quite sweet and friendly? That is the exception here, far from the norm. If you glance at a girl and she smiles it's a given that she's from Eastern Europe. If you want a one night stand, you have to work out like fuck, act like a hip hop retard and swagger about in some awful shitty night club. It's a bit like that everywhere I know, but urgh, seriously it's shit here. Women have so much sexual power that it takes away any push on them towards having a personality or being an actual person who engages in critical thought processes and would be capable, for example, of having an independent interest or buying an item from a shop on their own, without dying of embarrassment. I hate these fucking bitches. I want to put them in parcels and RMA them.