The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Amber Rayne weirds me out. She's way too aggressive. She sucks dicks like she's angry at them or something.

That's since she was in 6th grade, crossing a street to catch a bus and a big cock with balls ran her over.
 
Having an office get away in LA today with my co-workers. First we are going on a Hollywood star tour (inside joke between us all. Were getting absolutely hammered on the bus) then were doing a simulated flight of a F16.

Going to be bad ass.
 
I use to be on a competitive swim team but my mom made me stop. Now I go to the beach and the waves carry me off.

Trying to organize an impromptu birthday party for my best friend. Always leave things for last minute.
 
Chelsea Wolfe is in DC right now, the tickets are cheap, and if I knew about this like two hours ago I'd be there right now. Lame.
 
Ooo I gotta check if she's on tour. Would love to see her in concert one day.

Rough day at work today. One of my guys had an asthma attack. Then my autistic guy I job coach tried to scratch the mole on my face off. Never a boring day. I'm due for a beer.
 
Discussing the potential problems of being a Jewish cannibal. How difficult would it be to get kosher meat?
 
I could be wrong but I don't recall Leviticus expressly forbidding human flesh. So it'd be a question of the specific slaughtering practices. Getting the meat blessed might be a challenge, though.
 
Woke up a little while ago. Drinking japanese green tea and listening to old heavy metals. Downloading an old Italian movie with Franco Nero and I will also start learning how to write webpages and shit because I think it would be a nice side-job if I learned all that right.
 
And the king asked her, “What is your trouble?” She answered, “This woman said to me, ‘Give your son, that we may eat him today, and we will eat my son tomorrow.’ So we boiled my son and ate him. And on the next day I said to her, ‘Give your son, that we may eat him.’ But she has hidden her son.”
 
I could be wrong but I don't recall Leviticus expressly forbidding human flesh. So it'd be a question of the specific slaughtering practices. Getting the meat blessed might be a challenge, though.

Humans don't have cloven hooves, nor do they chew cud. Therefore, long pork is no more kosher than regular pork.