Matt
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I can make amazing leads using midi technology. Don't play guitar at all, unfortunately. I'm more of a hiphop/r@b guy myself. Always wanted to play keys in a metal band though.
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I can make amazing leads using midi technology. Don't play guitar at all, unfortunately. I'm more of a hiphop/r@b guy myself. Always wanted to play keys in a metal band though.
divine_torture
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As long as its not some crazy ass Jeff Loomis shit or crazy ass sweeps I can manage, but fuck all that. Its the riff that matters. I've never heard leads made through midi that I know of. That sounds bad ass though tbh
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Dak
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Facebook's like an all-purpose big box store of instant social gratification, while this forum is more like a local 5-and-10 shop that hookers hang out in front of.
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So this being the main 'social' thread, I need more comedians in my library. What would you recommend for a fan of Jim Breuer, Steven Wright, Mitch Hedberg, Eddie Murphy, Jim Galifininikakkikis, Richard Pryor, Ron White, Louis C.K., and George Carlin?
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Bill Burr, Daniel Tosh, Dave Atell, and Jim Jeffries. Those and what you listed are about all I enjoy anymore.
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Here's one of mine with some leads that imo sound decent. Nothing you're hearing is a real instrument.
I like Hedberg, Carlin, and Louis C.K. too. Here's some other stand-ups I like:
Patton Oswalt
Dave Chappelle
Chris Rock
Bill Hicks
Jim Gaffigan
Doug Benson
rms
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Bill Burr and Joe Rogan have fantastic specials. Most good comics dont have specials out though, support your local comedy clubs!
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I didn't realize it was all that funny. The ironic part is that I always thought my friend was quite clever. He plays cello and he's not the macho dumb guy I think. But he always used to say how his woman needs to be representative so he's not ashamed of her when they go out and other fucking shit like that. Well the love of his life really isn't. One of her front teeth has turned black and there's a small piercing in the mouth right above of it - probably to bring it to attention. She keeps her mouth open, (JAGE hates that), and smiles like a retard. She has at least two speech impediments. All she says is really simple.
I really don't know how to escape his questions about whether I liked her or not.
Stewart Lee
Jim Jefferies
Frankie Boyle
Sean Lock
Kevin Bridges
Henning Wehn
Although Americans often seem to have this weird problem with comedy from other countries.
I dunno how you guys have the patience for this shit. Programming drums is bad enough but fuck programming the guitars too.
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Mathiäs;10946145 said:
Not sure if I've ever shown anyone here my shit before, but:
www.soundcloud.com/dr-broctopus-official << Dubstep
www.soundcloud.com/despondent-visions << Ambient
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Matt
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I'm almost always honest with my friends about these kinds of things. Not doing so isn't being a real friend (as long as you have legitimate reasons).
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Mathiäs;10946477 said:
I told him that I don't give a shit about what his woman looks like and that I think they would be together already if s it was real and they at it. They've known each other for like 15 years and now she'saying they need to build the relationship. Nigga playin' him.
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Bill Burr I just can't get into. Objectively, I should be able to... Good jokes, delivery I appreciate in other comics, etc. But he just doesn't do it for me. And Chris Rock is just dumb, obnoxious black trash, he is easily among my least favorite comedians.
Good reminders and recommendations on some of these others, and I have no problem with non-American comics. I just exclusively have a problem with British and Australian comics, their accents hurt my ears and they're usually following a very loud, excitable delivery style I can't even deal with.
I know a lot of great comedians, its kind of the number one performance thing to do amongst my friends. Right after playing music, right before circus freak shit. But they aren't on Rhapsody and I need stuff to listen to at work.
