The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Krigloch the Furious]

@tagradh

 

[JontRevolting]

Thought I'd get up and have bacon and eggs for breakfast for a change cause I'm usually sleeping at this time. Anyway my ship crew mates were having their usual work pre-start meeting in the mess room and this new captain who is probably 50 but still tries to talk in that fake faggot accent that surfers use and who's most likely a kiddy fiddler came up and asked me about my Destroyer 666 tshirt trying to smile but looking concerned saying stuff like 'that's a classic' in his gay fake accent. I said 'yeah that's Destroyer 666 they're an awesome Aussie black/thrash band ' and he walked off so I followed him back to my cabin and told him some more about the band...he didn't seem to like it much

 

[King Richard]

 

[Funerary_Doom]

My life:
Had a great day: celebrate.... With wine
Shit day: cry.... Wine
A day: ...wine
Thirsty: takes a sip of water and spits it out. Hey this isn't wine... Gets some wine.

Well, it's not that bad. I exaggerate. But I've been eating nothing but turkey bacon eggs and cheese on a roll and pizza for the past two weeks. My life expectancy is probably not that high.

 

[End of Glory]

Working night shift once again and I'm waiting for the Rangers game to start. Watching hockey while getting paid, I can't complain.

 

[SentinelSlain]

The hours can go so fucking slowly in easy jobs though.

 

[End of Glory]

It does, unless the patients refuses to go to sleep there's nothing to do..

 

[Onder]

Today I will motherfucking buy some animal flesh and guide it through a sado-heat tortura. Girlfriend bought me some chilli sauce that I will also use in this hidden ritual. Meat will be consumed joyfully in presence of the spirits. Also in presence of beer.

Did I masturbate? Yes. Did I have a tea? Yes, the blakkest of the blakk. Do I care about some garbage horseshit? No. Full score right here bitch.

 

[Matt]

Staying up to take a friend to the airport at 330 in the got damn morning. This is some A1 garbage horseshit

 

[Onder]

Well I just had some two beers, exported my girlfriend and now I'd like amotherfucking smokes. Is 24/7 bar the answer to all my needs.

 

[mutantllama]

Drinking a beer, smoking a bowl and enjoying the fact that work is going to fuck off for two days.

 

[The Butt]

It's nice to see you posting again Mutantllama. And I enjoy your Lahey Claus avatar.

 

[PrincessHades]

Right now, I am listening to Vanvidd by Burzum. I'm about to go whip it out and jerk in a little while. Sorry, I like giving TMIs, I think they are kind of funny. No, I don't jerk to Burzum's music. It would be better if porn had Burzum playing in the background instead of rap, though.

 

[Baroque]

Protip: you can play music and porn at the same time. Voila, burzum backed porn.

 

[CiG]

What porn do you watch that has Rap in the background? Hoodrats 7: The gap-tooth invasion?

 

[PrincessHades]

What porn do you watch that has Rap in the background? Hoodrats 7: The gap-tooth invasion?

It was some goth girl porn. Rap is pretty unlikely music for that. Most professional porn has scrappy music in it. I prefer amateur porn anyways. I always worry about child porn, though. I didn't watch porn that session, actually. Groove metal would be nice to jerk (and fuck) to. Thrash metal is nice, too.

 

[PrincessHades]

Protip: you can play music and porn at the same time. Voila, burzum backed porn.

That is fucking ingenious!

 

[CiG]

I wouldn't mind some Mortiis.

 

[PrincessHades]

Cannibal Corpse is good for it. Some red food coloring and some rotten meat...

 

[End of Glory]

Cannibal Corpse is good for it. Some red food coloring and some rotten meat...

Don't you mean Slipknot?