The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[EternalMetal]

Get a life bud. Free tip: you're not supposed to inhale scotch guard. You're supposed to protect upholstery and furniture with it. That's some bizarre behavior my friend. You're gonna hurt yourself. On purpose, for some reason. Go buy some whipped cream chargers if you want to deprive yourself of oxygen and damage your brain. It's still stupid and pointless but a lot cleaner.

NOS doesnt necessarily kill brain cells, but it is really addictive and easy to abuse to the point of danger. Avoid re-inhalation from balloons and continuous inhalation, as the oxygen deprivation involved in doing so could be harmful or lead to death. Generally the best advice to give to someone who would willingly inhale stuff like scotch guard or canned air is that they shouldnt do any of this. Guns can be used safely, but I would not let a homicidal or suicidal friend borrow one. This dude should seek help.

 

[Trodden]

nodding your head kills brain cells

brain cells dying doesnt necessarily mean decrease in brain function

but if its going to happen, do it with drugs. you could be in a car accident tomorrow and wind up a vegetable

have fun while throwing your brain away

 

[PrincessHades]

Get a life bud. Free tip: you're not supposed to inhale scotch guard. You're supposed to protect upholstery and furniture with it. That's some bizarre behavior my friend. You're gonna hurt yourself. On purpose, for some reason. Go buy some whipped cream chargers if you want to deprive yourself of oxygen and damage your brain. It's still stupid and pointless but a lot cleaner.

Right now I'm sitting on the bus next to an Asian kid that absolutely fucking has to have a tuna sandwich in his pocket. If he doesn't, then I'm very concerned.

Ask him this: "May I have some tuna, please?" If he gives you tuna, kindly accept the diarrhea.

 

[Omni]

nodding your head kills brain cells

brain cells dying doesnt necessarily mean decrease in brain function

but if its going to happen, do it with drugs. you could be in a car accident tomorrow and wind up a vegetable

have fun while throwing your brain away

This post explains the person who posted it so well.

 

[PrincessHades]

Debating whether it would be okay for me to report CASSETTEISGOD.

 

[Trodden]

This post explains the person who posted it so well.

considering I dont drink and am sober, clearly you need the advice

 

[Satanstoenail]

Debating whether it would be okay for me to report CASSETTEISGOD.

Did he call you a name? Awwww.

 

[EternalMetal]

nodding your head kills brain cells

brain cells dying doesnt necessarily mean decrease in brain function

but if its going to happen, do it with drugs. you could be in a car accident tomorrow and wind up a vegetable

have fun while throwing your brain away

Is this post satirical?

 

[Trodden]

Is this post satirical?

very much so

I dont cry over suicides

fast or slow, throw yourself away and I wont feel sorry for you

 

[Omni]

Dude, you're so tough. I want to be cool like you.

 

[Trodden]

Dude, you're so tough. I want to be cool like you.

write a real long description of what you mean. I'll consider contemplating considering your opinion as mattering

 

[EternalMetal]

very much so

For your information, drugs and alcohol dont necessarily kill brain cells.

 

[The Butt]

write a real long description of what you mean. I'll consider contemplating considering your opinion as mattering

Case in point on the "acting tough" thing.

 

[Omni]

I'll consider contemplating considering your opinion as mattering

That's one of the most annoying written sentences that I've ever read. I changed my mind. You're actually just trying to seem cool on the internet by being edgy.

 

[Trodden]

For your information, drugs and alcohol dont necessarily kill brain cells.

I never said all drugs and alcohol kill brain cells every time

sneezing kills brain cells, basically any impact or ischemic event can kill brain cells

 

[Trodden]

Case in point on the "acting tough" thing.

if saying 'you seem to hate me, so I dont give a fuck what you say or think' makes me out to be a "tough guy", oh well

from day 1 I said Im not here to kiss anyone's ass

 

[Trodden]

That's one of the most annoying written sentences that I've ever read. I changed my mind. You're actually just trying to seem cool on the internet by being edgy.

everything you write is annoying

and I would try and act 'edgy' if I gave a fuck what you thought, but I dont

 

[Omni]

Posting encouragement for a teenager to commit suicide with substance abuse and making a point to bring up how you don't feel bad about people killing themselves when nobody asked you if you did is the epitome of being edgy.

We get it. You want to be a cool tough guy on the internet. Cool. Have fun with it, but don't expect people to think you're authentic.

 

[The Butt]

if saying 'you seem to hate me, so I dont give a fuck what you say or think' makes me out to be a "tough guy", oh well

from day 1 I said Im not here to kiss anyone's ass

Also you have no right to call anyone annoying, when you pretty much as Omni said, advocated for a kid to kill himself with drugs. That's a pretty loser thing to do.

 

[Trodden]

Posting encouragement for a teenager to commit suicide with substance abuse

show anywhere where Ive done that and Ill never post here again

youre a fucking idiot

saying I dont care isnt encouragement