what did you do this time?
I was in a store while people were comitting an armed robbery. I did not even wanna go to the store to begin with. I went to the same store earlier anyways.
what did you do this time?
Why? They smell horribly and there is always a flood of piss on the toilet seat.
If you're broke, you have good reason to be terrified of loans
It's 3 am, December the 18th and I'm standing outside in my boxers. It's 67 degrees and the wind is blowing hard. What in the fuck is going on right now?