The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

I'm going to hospital for a few days tomorrow. I'm not sick or anything (I hope) but I don't feel very well since last week and I want to make sure I don't have heart problems. I'm dizzy and rather weak, don't feel like doing anything at all.

EspaDead.
 
Sitting around, posting, reflecting. Thinking about all sorts of stuff. Had an outburst at my ex-girlfriend sort of recently and I'm feeling really bad about it right now. Now I'm just thinking about all the shitty stuff I've done to her over the years, even while she's done all sorts of shit for me and has had a nearly endless amount of patience with me. Feelsbadman.

Only thing I'm excited about right now is the fact that I'm set to move to China in a couple months. I'm going to be there for at least a year, maybe longer if I feel like it. Maybe I'll even snag myself a 3D waifu out there. Who knows. I'll have to set myself up with a VPN to access normal internet from over there so I can keep up with my shitposting obligations.

I was thinking about teaching English in China recently. All I need would is a TEFL license which, from what I can tell, certain companies will pay you to get one before sending you out. Oh, and Chinese whores would be cool.
 
dragged my grandparents' ashes up a bunch of fucking hilly roads and ended up scattering them at the bottom and rendering it all pointless. i loved them in life but in death they are fucking assholes.

also i am literally cursed when it comes to public transport. got stuck underground on the tube and stuck in newport (hideous welsh hellscape) in the space of a week.

wait this isn't the whining and bitching thread. but whining and bitching is what i'm doing at this moment so fuck you!
 
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Not really, had ECG today and the heart is fine.

Just messin, when I was younger got sick during the winter and got a viral infection, and it destroyed my heart. I had to get an ECG about a year ago and it says my heart is fine. :lol:. I'm not even going to bother with that shit anymore. I'm going to have to spend 20 dollars on a cab and then am going to check my mail and have an electric bill. And then am going to get pissed off because am going to need that 20 dollars to put on my electric bill so I can watch TV,etc... and I had to waste it on a cab. anyways...
 
That's the problem with fastfood, you see fast food places on TV and it makes you want to eat or try something. If the joint is located in your area.
 
dragged my grandparents' ashes up a bunch of fucking hilly roads and ended up scattering them at the bottom and rendering it all pointless. i loved them in life but in death they are fucking assholes.

At least it didn't turn out like this:
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I rarely listen to metal anymore. I listen to whatever, but sometimes I don't like listening to anything. I mean I hear music in movies,in stores, on tv.
 
Gimme a shout if you need help with that, I have a modest familiarity with VPN.

Right on. Thanks.

Oh yeah, their restrictions on the interwebz are pretty strict right?

Yup. No facebook, Google (search, maps, mail, plus, etc.), instagram (don't care), youtube, twitter, New York Times (don't care), and a whole bunch of other stuff. Even the website of my bank is blocked for some reason.
 
I was thinking about teaching English in China recently. All I need would is a TEFL license which, from what I can tell, certain companies will pay you to get one before sending you out.

In order to work there legally, you have to get a Z visa, which you then convert to a work visa when you get out there. I think the requirements for the Z visa vary somewhat from region to region. The process of getting the Z visa is kind of complicated and costly, but some companies will reimburse you. I'm doing my TEFL right now and it's being paid for by the company.

Oh, and Chinese whores would be cool.

They're called 'waifus', bro. Have some goddamn respect.
 
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Got a second bottle of vodka from boss B.

It's cheaper.

Maybe when I get home I'll combine them. Mmmm. Multicultural vodka.
 
In order to work there legally, you have to get a Z visa, which you then convert to a work visa when you get out there. I think the requirements for the Z visa vary somewhat from region to region. The process of getting the Z visa is kind of complicated and costly, but some companies will reimburse you. I'm doing my TEFL right now and it's being paid for by the company.



They're called 'waifus', bro. Have some goddamn respect.

I could have sworn that "waifus" was a Japanese term but ok.

I'm certainly qualified for it since I have teaching experience and a Masters degree. It also seems to pay pretty decently considering they fly me out there and back for all the major holidays and most of them provide me with free housing as well as additional money for groceries (aka money to spend on waifus)