The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

I'm pretty sure my personal hell would be annoying never shutting the fuck up boys with high pitched squeaky voices, constantly telling me the same story over and over again until I take a bullet to my head. Never have I wished for a child to go through puberty for their voice to become less annoying.
 
Fuck fuck fuck I just got to know Clutch are going on a headlining tour and they are visiting my city!!! I cannot conceive how lucky I am! I'm over the moon.