The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[HamburgerBoy]

I kind of hope that I get fat in old age so that I can wear suspenders without looking like Urkel.

 

[Krow]

I'm probably not going to make it to old age so fuck it.

Just took an Ambien, codeine, Yerba Mate, and a cup of mead. Sitting here watch the second season of Ash Vs Evil Dead.

 

[Dak]

i embrace aging as it relates to my identity, i wanna be a badass deadpan old dude who talks about how much cooler everything was before shithouse millennials turned up and ruined everything.

I'm a Gen-Xer no one wants to recognize as but a Millennial.

Edit: In accordance with Baroque's advice, I eat more greens and eggs than ever and run/lift as much as ever.

 

[CiG]

Sitting here watch the second season of Ash Vs Evil Dead.

If Bruce Campbell can make it to old age in such a beautiful fashion, you have a chance.

 

[Baroque]

I eat more greens and eggs than ever and run/lift as much as ever.

likewise

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I'm in the "over 30 and going downhill" group. Need to make some changes for sure.

 

[Baroque]

thrash is the best workout music imo

 

[Onder]

I've been in a world of anal pain for the last couple of days, on friday I didn't go to work at all, missed some important business too, my doctor's appointment is tuesday because both the clinics that deal with shit like mine are just fucking overcrowded with humanoids with gut issues.

There's some bulk under the skin of my choco star that hurts like the seventh chamber of ritual hell and it bursted and there's some shit coming out I can only hope it's not literal shit from my colon because well, fistulas are a thing, unfortunately. And kids like me don't want no faeces rotting in their bodies.

I can't sit so I just wiggle on the couch like a worm on opiates.

 

[CiG]

thrash is the best workout music imo

Disco music.

 

[The Ozzman]

Disco music.

Is he working out in a gay gym?

 

[CiG]

Why, you trying to meet up?

 

[CF87]

He's on disability so he sits around trying to be edgy on forums while getting a check from the government. My tax dollars at work.

Thanks for paying my cable and stuff, you're the man, the commander, now in return you get everyone's mom for your hard work.

 

[The Ozzman]

Why, you trying to meet up?

Saving myself for you, schnookums

 

[UltimateApathy]

How old are people here anyway? Seems like Hamburgerboy isn't even 40 yet but he has shit constantly leaking out of his ass, that sounds a little disturbing...

 

[SWAT]

I've been in a world of anal pain for the last couple of days, on friday I didn't go to work at all, missed some important business too, my doctor's appointment is tuesday because both the clinics that deal with shit like mine are just fucking overcrowded with humanoids with gut issues.

There's some bulk under the skin of my choco star that hurts like the seventh chamber of ritual hell and it bursted and there's some shit coming out I can only hope it's not literal shit from my colon because well, fistulas are a thing, unfortunately. And kids like me don't want no faeces rotting in their bodies.

I can't sit so I just wiggle on the couch like a worm on opiates.

I had that two years ago, once it popped my ass leaked for about a week, thankfully I just happened to be on a two week vacation and was able to stay home. I would sit on a bed of paper towels and it would leave a nice bloody puss filled shape of my ass crack every time I stood up.

After a week it stopped leaking and I was fine. I would recommend wearing adult diapers.

 

[Onder]

I had that two years ago, once it popped my ass leaked for about a week, thankfully I just happened to be on a two week vacation and was able to stay home. I would sit on a bed of paper towels and it would leave a nice bloody puss filled shape of my ass crack every time I stood up.

After a week it stopped leaking and I was fine. I would recommend wearing adult diapers.

Yeah that sounds the same. I stick a paper towel between my asscheeks and then when I pick it up there's a pus stain and some of it leaks out as I open the entrance to the dimension of burning pain of hell.

My girlfriend offered me her extra slim pads but I had to refuse because I just couldn't suddenly find myself so close to this downgrading side of womanhood.

 

[Satanstoenail]

I'll stop moaning about my sore shoulder now

 

[no country for old wainds]

UM was down for me before and it's still kinda slow and buggy, is it just me or wha

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Was down for me too but I have not noticed any bugginess.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Yeah same here but I thought it was just my shitty internet being shitty