The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Yeah that sounds the same. I stick a paper towel between my asscheeks and then when I pick it up there's a pus stain and some of it leaks out as I open the entrance to the dimension of burning pain of hell.

My girlfriend offered me her extra slim pads but I had to refuse because I just couldn't suddenly find myself so close to this downgrading side of womanhood.

What causes this problem?
 
He's on disability so he sits around trying to be edgy on forums while getting a check from the government. My tax dollars at work.

Funny you mentioned this recently, but I got a call from some program that gets you some kind of job and they scheduled me an appt, you can go into random place's and fill out an application, but it's a long process and you don't know if someone is going to call you back or what not, so am going to try this and see how it goes.
 
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It's 4:50 am and wide awake. Gotta be up in ten minutes. Also, is it pretty shitty of me to assign a book and assignment for the summer and just reading and getting through the book? Fucking summer went by so damn fast.
 
First week back at school and I'm dying from exhaustion. So much work to do and so many lessons to plan! I have a full teaching day tomorrow as well :(

My new year 7s have been brilliant so far though, really pleased with the work they've produced. The year 10s on the other hand seem jaded and apathetic.
 
Another doctor appointment today + missing more and more work. At least my butt is better now, I was getting tired of that blood/shit combo. I'm on antibiotics though so no beer for me.
 
Bout to take an exam. Probably shoulda played a little less guitar the past few days and revised for more than 30 minutes. Probably won't matter at all.

Fuckyeah, sponge brain.
 
I had that two years ago, once it popped my ass leaked for about a week, thankfully I just happened to be on a two week vacation and was able to stay home. I would sit on a bed of paper towels and it would leave a nice bloody puss filled shape of my ass crack every time I stood up.

After a week it stopped leaking and I was fine. I would recommend wearing adult diapers.

I was coming back from the store yesterday and before I could get my door open pissed my pants.
 
Don't mean to always talk about work but I've literally got my shit cut out for me this year. My homeroom kids are sweet and they sorta look at me like I'm crazy. But the other class I teach is 7 boys and 1 girl and they all (besides the girl) make you earn your paycheck. Holy shit. I'm happy I don't deal with them the most, but it's an emotionally disturbed class. One kid in particular is crazy. My old students were saying "don't pay him any mind hes crazy." He was actually okay today and did some work. But he also said he's only listening because he's got some crush. Look. Just don't turn up with me give me your best shot and we're cool. I had to get pretty damn ghetto with them though. Rough bunch, once again I'm singing afuckingmen that isn't my homeroom. They stole a teachers car keys last year, broke into his car, and tried to drive it.
 
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Don't mean to always talk about work but I've literally got my shit cut out for me this year. My homeroom kids are sweet and they sorta look at me like I'm crazy. But the other class I teach is 7 boys and 1 girl and they all (besides the girl) make you earn your paycheck. Holy shit. I'm happy I don't deal with them the most, but it's an emotionally disturbed class. One kid in particular is crazy. My old students were saying "don't pay him any mind hes crazy." He was actually okay today and did some work. But he also said he's only listening because he's got some crush. Look. Just don't turn up with me give me your best shot and we're cool. I had to get pretty damn ghetto with them though. Rough bunch, once again I'm singing afuckingmen that isn't my homeroom. They stole a teachers car keys last year, broke into his car, and tried to drive it.

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