The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[False Joe]

I'm not miserable.
I'd just prefer to have a missus.
Ach well. Hopefully I'll find a fat, heavily wasted girl in Newquay to fuck.

@SNF - it's been raining all day here. I've had to go out twice

And I'm listening to a Remastered Morbid Tales. It's pretty good.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Find yourself a fat rich woman, JFandD.

My dad always tells my brother and I that we need to marry rich old people since we've both had horrible luck with relationships. I'm no Anna Nicole Smith!

 

[False Joe]

Find yourself a fat rich woman, JFandD.

If only...

 

[SentinelSlain]

rich women probably still marry rich men even though they don't have to...

idk why I just think that's probably what they do

 

[whiskey funeral]

They do...I think. I would marry someone because of love though.

 

[mutantllama]

About to get ready for my Mcdonalds interview. If I fail for this job, I should consider suicide. S

 

[The Ozzman]

I don't know why they would even interview for certain positions like cooks.

'Are you able to read?'
'Yes'
'Are you able to flip your forearm in a motion like this?'
*does burger flipping motion*
'Yes'
'When can you start?'

 

[mutantllama]

My friend works there so it shouldn't be completely horrible. I heard thought that they are very wasteful and throw out the extra food. If you try to take some home to your family or for yourself at the end of the day, they consider it stealing and you get fired.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I don't know why they would even interview for certain positions like cooks.

'Are you able to read?'
'Yes'
'Are you able to flip your forearm in a motion like this?'
*does burger flipping motion*
'Yes'
'When can you start?'

Seriously.

 

[mutantllama]

I'll tell you guys what it was like.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Taking home McDonald's food...wouldn't that be considered as first degree murder?

 

[mutantllama]

lawl yeah probably


I'm not gonna eat any of the food anyways, if I get the job. Which I should.

 

[The Ozzman]

They might give you the food at a discounted price

 

[whiskey funeral]

I'm gonna sue McDonalds for giving me the shits.

Will this be your first job?

 

[mutantllama]

I know, but why would they throw it out, when you can give it to your employee's. It just doesn't make any sense. But, I probably wouldn't take it, for my own health.


*edit* Yeah, my first job.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Cool. Well, good luck to you and such. I'm sure you'll get it.

 

[The Ozzman]

He'll get it as long as he doesn't go 'lawl' or 'Listening to Iced Earth' when people ask for food

 

[Belligerent]

Well, off to the gym again. Legs today

 

[SkiesAtOurFeet]

Just got done doing my daily jog, my crunches, sit ups, and daily arm/shoulder reps. Couldn't even put a fight against a chihuahua right now.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Well, off to the gym again. Legs today

Working out =

I haven't been to my gym place in a week. THANKS A LOT, SINUS INFECTION.