The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Are you waiting for me to offer you some sexual healing? Because none of that's happening at least until someone here sends in a check for my cadaver.

Your sexual healing sounds great to my ears, but I hope you won't just send the corpse to me after I pay, because it would decompose on the way here. I'm afraid you have to come alive and have a date with me. :blush:
 
I was confused because all you seemed to want was a money for your dead body! Excuse me that I'm so very unmetal that I want to date you alive.. :(
 
I wondered why the amount of drunken posting on the forum flatlined.
Welcome back.

About to go have another FFXII + $2 80's glam vinyl party
 
I fancy a girl but I don't know if she's old enough. She might only be 15. I'm enjoying listening to Praying Mantis.
 
I've just bought me an ice cold golden Pilsner Urquell and now I'm gonna drink it you suckers. Ritual that never gets old (and makes my cadaver quite expensive).
 
Going to take a shower before taking some bottles of Stella Artois over to a seafood shack down the bay. We're going by boat of course. The roads are swarming with tourists.