The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

America is surprisingly liberal when it comes to certain things, like drugs, alcohol and weapons.
Not that legal regarding drugs. The government spends a massive amount of money funding Colombia's army and destroying poor Peruvian farmers crops to stop cocaine production. And unless you're white you really don't want to get caught with drugs.
 
My life has been incredibly shitty the past few months.
Every single time I eat a decent sized meal... my stomach puts me on an absolute emergency trip to the bathroom.

I finally went to a doctor today, carrying with me my dignity in a paper bag.
I also nearly managed to pass out during a blood drawing.. (not the sight of the blood mind you, more the idea of what was happening... I start to sweat and turn pale and get lightheaded... and yea...)
 
My life has been incredibly shitty the past few months.
Every single time I eat a decent sized meal... my stomach puts me on an absolute emergency trip to the bathroom.

I finally went to a doctor today, carrying with me my dignity in a paper bag.
I also nearly managed to pass out during a blood drawing.. (not the sight of the blood mind you, more the idea of what was happening... I start to sweat and turn pale and get lightheaded... and yea...)

Wow, that's pretty fucked up. Any idea what's going on yet?
 
My life has been incredibly shitty the past few months.
Every single time I eat a decent sized meal... my stomach puts me on an absolute emergency trip to the bathroom.

I finally went to a doctor today, carrying with me my dignity in a paper bag.
I also nearly managed to pass out during a blood drawing.. (not the sight of the blood mind you, more the idea of what was happening... I start to sweat and turn pale and get lightheaded... and yea...)

Been down the Diarrhea train before. The everflowing streams of liquid feces, the burning asshole of hell, the churning bowels of lochness, the constantly dialated turd ring, and of course the recurrence of brown stains on your pants. Yeah i feel for you.

But shit, the past few months? Sounds like you have a bad fucking parasite and or viral infection. To the lesser degree, it may just be IBS