The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Krigloch the Furious]

lol

 

[Eligos]

Tl;dr, but I skimmed. Retard story=win.

He'd put down whatever he was doing and come over and start talking to me when I was in the middle of something, and I wouldn't look him in the eye because I was paying attention to my work, and he took that as disrespect and thought I was treating him like a lazy bastard.

 

[Einherjar86]

Drag Me To Hell was directed by Sam Raimi. There's no way it was meant to be taken seriously.

 

[divine_torture]

He'd put down whatever he was doing and come over and start talking to me when I was in the middle of something, and I wouldn't look him in the eye because I was paying attention to my work, and he took that as disrespect and thought I was treating him like a lazy bastard.

Retards at work are full of irritation and lulz.

Drag Me To Hell was directed by Sam Raimi. There's no way it was meant to be taken seriously.

Serious or not, it just looks bad.

 

[Einherjar86]

Watching Predator before passing the fuck out. Drunk as fuck and listening to Ah-nuld screaming "Where are you!?!?"

Love this fucking movie.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

It's almost over, and it sucks. God damn I hate movies like this

 

[Eligos]

Retards at work are full of irritation and lulz.

Did I tell you guys about that one time at my last job when I was cleaning the men's bathroom and this kid with downs syndrome was sucking off another dude in one of the stalls?

 

[divine_torture]

HAHAHAHA. When I was in Juvie, a I walked in on a kid sucking off another dude. Turned out it was for Jolly Ranchers.

 

[Einherjar86]

It's almost over, and it sucks. God damn I hate movies like this

Dillon's about to get his arm blown off...

 

[Eligos]

Turned out it was for Jolly Ranchers.

Ha ha! Damn! That's a story topper if I ever did see one.

 

[divine_torture]

I've got stories you could never believe no matter how many times I told you. I've seen some truly crazy/ridiculous/bloody/fucked up/intense/hilarious shit.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Dillon's about to get his arm blown off...

My favorite movie of all time

 

[Eligos]

I've got stories you could never believe no matter how many times I told you. I've seen some truly crazy/ridiculous/bloody/fucked up/intense/hilarious shit.

As long as they don't have to do with the detailed characteristics of shit.

 

[divine_torture]

Dude, I used to do heroin. I've awakened in a pile of my own shit before. And corpses tend to be rather shit stained as well. Ugh...haha.

 

[Eligos]

Ha ha ha it's like that scene in Train Spotting where he gets shit all over everyone at the breakfast table.

 

[Einherjar86]

My favorite movie of all time

Awesome movie. Total 80s pulp brilliance.

Dude, I used to do heroin. I've awakened in a pile of my own shit before. And corpses tend to be rather shit stained as well. Ugh...haha.

I won't ever try stories with you man. You're two years younger than me and you've done crazier shit. Game over.

 

[divine_torture]

Ha ha ha it's like that scene in Train Spotting where he gets shit all over everyone at the breakfast table.

For those of you that don't know firsthand, Train Spotting is dead on for realism. The constipation is true. The od'ing scene and the withdrawals scene...true. When they give him the shot in the hospital it's hard to watch because it's really the most painful and horrible experience.

I won't ever try stories with you man. You're two years younger than me and you've done crazier shit. Game over.

Trust me, it's nothing to be proud of. I'd undo a lot of it. In the words of Katatonia 'it haunts my dreams'...No shit. I've seen horrible shit, done horrible shit. Thank *insert deity here* I'm alive and have my son.

 

[False Joe]

Chilling out. Going over a mates to watch terrible horror films later, and get really drunk.

£1 horror movies ftw.

 

[SentinelSlain]

playing records.

 

[cannibal corpse]

Writing an essay while listening to Spastic Ink.