Just pooped. My gf and I were arguing, so she took off WALKING, instead of taking her car. Haven't seen her in a few hours. Which means only one of a couple things: She's dead, we're breaking up, or she is an idiot. Okay, 3 is a given.
Just heard that passengers at Oakland International Airport that have a prescription for marijuana can now board planes with up to eight ounces. Score.
Surprisingly? America's becoming too liberal about everything. Like, this one time, I got knocked up by a teacher, and they let me have an ABORTION! Then, another time, I grabbed my gonads and strife and shot someone intruding in my home!